and i won't pass the aux,

What if you stopped beating around the bush and started eating mine instead?

when some of my babies leave me... :'(

They're getting tantalized by the allure of playing Mario Kart and listening to me wax poetic about how Taco Bell's 5 layer burrito should not cost an arm and a leg.

... yeah, that's exactly it. you're so tempting.

Why would I listen to a therapist who can't look me in the eyes?

I dunno, respect, maybe.

He famously kicked a tag team partner through a barbershop window. He SHOULD be proud of me.

Why would he not want his people to be better than he was?

Why would I listen to a therapist who can't look me in the eyes?

I dunno, respect, maybe.

Shawn is distraught.

He tried

He was so confident his therapy worked.