you are the reason I go on

it's barely cold outside why am I freezing

I accidentally got Sylvies mom slightly drunk while he was at work and now she won't stop asking for exactly 53 cheeseburgers. This woman is a saint and deserves it but where the fuck do I get 53 cheeseburgers from?

Oh my god this cold is finally getting better hell yes

I have the worst chest cold in the history of colds

good morning world

I ate a mint that tasted so much like fake cherries I had to spit it out but it got stuck to my teeth. now I can't get the taste out. Id rather drink febreze.

i woke up way too early this morning

I just broke the microwave door off by running into it face first. That's it. That's all you need to know about me as a person.

I want to post my intro too but tumblrs being a fuckin jerk so we will see friends

hi I'm finally making an appearance because I fell asleep before I could yesterday and I probably will fall asleep again before my intro we will see

I assume it is not, in fact, fall yet

is it fall yet

I'm alive for the first time in months hi

I'm so tired y'all save me from being an adult