Good article with a bad headline

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

if im gonna be famous i want to be flo rida famous. this man has three billboard hot 100 #1 hits and no one can name a single thing about him except for the fact that he is from florida. no annoying stans, no controversy. just radio friendly bops. this is the type of cryptic celebrity status i wish to achieve. he just pops up once every few years makes a hit song then goes back to wrestling alligators or recounting elections…..or whatever it is that floridians even do. he allegedly has a net worth of $30 million dollars and i dont even know what he looks like. has anyone ever seen a picture of this man??? no. can anyone of you even tell me his real name without googling it first??? no. all we truly know is that he likes them apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur that she had on but we dont even know what HE was wearing in that situation do we??? this man has the right idea i respect you flo rida i really do

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

if naruto was here none of this would have happened

IF YOU’RE NOT CURRENTLY WATCHING TERRY CREWS’ 24-HOUR PAINTING LIVESTREAM SET TO CALMING CHRISTMAS MUSIC,  YOU SHOULD BE

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

“naruto phase” my ass, once you watch rock lee drop his weights you’re in for life

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic