"I'm not afraid of anything"

I usually reserve the nickname ‘babe’ for people I plan on having in my bed and you don’t seem to be on that list so I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me that. I actually have a great sense of humor, just not one I plan on sharing with you.

Well I don't. But don't worry, hopefully you'll get used to the way I talk soon enough -- especially to the way I talk to the people I don't particularly enjoy. Really? Because to me you just look like this really boring girl. Let me guess -- are you not having enough sex? Because that would explain.

I know.

And of course you're proud of it.

Oh come on now. I was trying to be funny. Why does no one can understand my sense of humor?

Can you not? You know I hate that nickname. Everyone I talked to seems pretty pleasant so far, but I’m still not sure if it’s a good idea to attend. I mean, it looks so… intense. And oh, yes, I bet you can barely contain your sheer emotion resulting from the fact that I happen to pay attention to what you say. It’s okay, Lois, let it out.

But I love it, Hermit, so it's going to be really hard for you to convince me to stop. I still think you should definitely go. You need a little fun every now and then, blondie. But ahhhh, you know me so well.

It's actually kind of beautiful outside.

Or it could also look like the perfect setting for a murder, a kidnapping or any kind of creepy situation. It all depends on the way you look at it.

No, I have to agree with you there. I’m sure they’ll have drinks. I’m not even sure if it’s a BYOB deal, but I’ll probably bring some stuff either way.

See I'm convinced we could get along because we basically always agree on the same things. But that sounds like a plan -- I might be getting something myself, just in case.

Lois! That’s hardly appropriate language. By the way, it’s also nice to see you here. I’m going to assume you’ll be going, if I know you well enough?

You love me, Hermit. Stop complaining. Yeah people around here don't seem so bad but I guess it's good to see some familiar faces, and I was starting to get tired of Dai's, so. I'm kidding, obviously. But I'm going indeed. I'm shedding tears of joy and pride because you know me so well, by the way -- thought you'd like to know. But are you going?

It’s not an act, princess. Helena. 

Gee, calm your tits, babe. You don't have such a great sense of humor, do you? 

I think it will be. I always set a goal of having fun at any party I go to. So far I have yet to be disappointed.

That's a good goal. Call me anything you want, but I'm one of those who think that as long as you can get drunk it's definitely a good party, so let's hope they have drinks.

Wait, what's a kiki?

Look who finally decided to show her ass. Where have you been hiding, cuntface?

What can I say. Watching two people acting like bitches against each other will never fail to amuse me.

I’m sure they’re all boring.

You're just so exigent when it comes to people, Duchess.

That’s right, we won’t! From the looks of who is going it looks like this party is going to be good.

I'm hoping so. Even if I still don't know what's it about and I'm too lazy to Google it. But parties are supposed to be entertaining no matter what, right?

Because I thought you needed a friend.

I don’t.