sherlock; starter sentences.
“_____, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.”
“None of the cabs would take me.”
“I don’t shave for _____.”
“You should put that on a t-shirt.”
“Well, don’t commit suicide.”
“I couldn’t bear to argue with her. But then, I am a moron, and she’s so very beautiful.”
“Four serial suicides and now a note! It’s Christmas!”
“Killing me? That’s so two years ago.”
“Yes, thank you for your input.”
“Is everyone I have ever met a psychopath?”
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found on the losing side.”
“I will burn… the heart out of you.”
“A dragon slayer. Is that what you think of me?”
“You are not a puzzle solver; you never have been.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown.”
“I don’t have friends; I’ve just got one.”
“Don’t panic. None of you panic. Absolutely no reason to panic.”
“I’m not a psychopath, _____. I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
“You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.”
“Your loss would break my heart.”
“What the hell am I supposed to say to that?”
“Oh, no, no, no, we’re fine. No, it’s the burglar, he’s got himself rather badly injured. He fell out of a window.”
“A nice murder. That’ll cheer you up.”
“I’m in shock. Look - I’ve got a blanket.”
“We solve crimes. I blog about it, he forgets his pants. I wouldn’t hold out to much hope.”
“Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.”
“You look sad when you think he can’t see you.”
“Don’t you want me on the floor, too?”
“Oh! You meant ‘Spectacularly ignorant’ in a nice way.”