yawn

life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that’s a pretty shitty thing we don’t have to live with

​I could have gone my whole life without imagining that sensation

the floor is a shelf for everything

what if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond

are you okay

me as a lawyer: your honor, quick question… am I winning

Don’t be that person who gets bitten by a zombie but keeps it a secret from the rest of your group.

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

mine is bondage

thanks

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

no offense but why do baby goats scream all the time when they’re not even the ones aware of capitalism