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-Compliment us. Tell us we’re the best cook you know, the best cleaner, the best hostess. It’ll make us feel important to you. That you need us.

-Give us 10 solid minutes of your attention a day so we can tell you all of our nonsense. Smile at us and tell us we’re good girls for sharing

-When we make a mistake don’t get mad just pull us close and tell us you expected this and slowly explain how to fix it.

-Show us off. Buy us pretty things to wear, take us out. Post pictures of us on your social media make sure the caption is possesive “/My/ woman.”

-Slowly show dominance. Start by making small decisions for us, where we eat, where we go then bigger what we wear then what we eat, what we drink, what we say and finally what we think.

-Mansplain EVERYTHING.

-Don’t let us hear inappropriate conversations, watch violent movies or films tell us we’re too delicate.

-Instil traditional gender roles, it will satisfy our need to care and serve and there will be no tension between us.

-Keep us wet. Trust me it makes us brain dead pliant little girls