venus de milo

why does everyone hate doctor pepper it tastes so bubbly but apparently to some it tastes like prune juice but i don’t know who in their right fucking mind would drink prune juice in the first place unless they were senile so that’s a thing i wanted to talk about today not that it matters

i think the one thing i hate more than snakes is having to use the public toilets only because i feel like some people purposefully go in there to gossip but i’m there for a wee like i don’t wanna hear about how hot your wife’s friend’s tits are just let me wee in peace

it’s so bloody hot in l.a. that there’s cats laying in puddles of water and birds sat next to them. i really want to join them, not because they’re animals but because my dumb arse decided to wear all black in hot weather

okay i did that blasted follow list but i’m super knackered so i’ll intro when i’m more awake and not so dead and zombie-like