Nonsense

you are clytemnestra, and your projects are the bastard agamemnon returning home to ruin your life. you’ve been having an affair with happiness this whole time and no way are these assholes gonna stop that. you lie in wait with ax in hand, waiting for just the right moment to tear these motherfuckers to pieces.

you are achilles, and your papers are hector at the walls of troy. they have just taken from you your best friend, your lover. no more. you will kill these papers and eat them raw.

you are diomedes and odysseus, and your exams are dolon. you will fall upon them like a predator in the night, and by a combination of trickery and brute force you will weasel out their secrets and bring them to their end as they beg for mercy. you don’t show mercy.

ART PRINTS BY HUEBUCKET

Daydreamer 

Your Bone 

FISH BONE 

Your Rib is an Octopus 

Grenade Garden 

Out of The Bone 

The Heart Collector 

Lifeforms 

My roomie and I made this no-bake pumpkin pie last night! It’s really more like a cheesecake or a mousse.

2 cups canned pumpkin 8 oz whipped cream cheese 1 ½ pint heavy whipping cream 3 tbsp pumpkin pie spice 1 tbsp butter 2 tbsp dark brown sugar 1/3 cup of confectioners sugar 1 graham cracker pie crust

In a medium sized bowl, pour the heavy whipping cream. Whip until you get soft peaks. Then add the confectioners sugar.

In a separate bowl, add the pumpkin and the cream cheese. Mix until there are no chunks. Add the pumpkin pie spice.

Melt the butter and brown sugar in a cup in the microwave. Make sure it is completely smooth and add it to the bowl of pumpkin cream cheese blend. Mix well.