I AM IRON MAN

If you need love advice, chap, just ask. No need to spy on me.

Also…kinky.

              ❝ You really think I have a problem with you                  just because you and your little team of                  ❛ Avengers ❜ managed to defeat my fiancé                  when he attacked your realm? While it is                  disappointing that he failed at his endeavor,                  it was his own fault for losing. So no, I do not                  have ❛ beef ❜ with you over that. Consider all                  of the comments that you have ever made to                  me and you will have your answer. The last                  thing you just said is a good starting point,                  just so you know. ❞

"Forgive me if I don't recall which I used on you at some point in time. To be honest, I barely remember who you are. I feel as though you're somehow related to Loki, but I can't be sure. Or was he the one we were just talking about? Ah, doesn't matter." He clears his throat and begins listing lines. "'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?' No? Hm. Ah. How about this one? 'Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet butt?" Eh...Perhaps not. 'My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U?' Uhmmm...'You have a nice rack.' Admittedly, that one may be a tad forward."

                ❝   Oh and, I suggest that you start looking at                       my face before you do not have any eyes                       left to see with. Hopefully I do not have to                       explain what I mean by that.   ❞

Also...kinky.

I wasn’t aware you had power in payroll. I don’t believe you do, Stark.