My sword is a key?!

“Suuuuuuuck a dick, Church.”

((Well this game didn’t let us grind outside of combat. Blame Mendez for it.))

“Guess who’s back, you fucks!”

for the night crowd, a special spartan company for the tumblr rp. f you want in, you can either

-send me your GT and I’ll add you manually

“Hah. She took the hypocritical oath. She can’t let me bleed out.”

“Exactly. I’m like, sympathetic to he plight of women in our post-modern socioeconomic structuring. Or something to that effect.”

“Wow, Wash. Harsh. Harsher than a sandpaper cactus enema.”

“Poor woman? She’s the deadliest person on the planet. I’m sure of it.”

“Hell yeah! Now help me with some mood lighting.”

“Dude. Wash. That means I won’t have another accide- another child.”

lastlittlelancer:

“I highly doubt that,” He says, leaning on a hip, “When was the last time you even had sex?”

“Look, it’s simple. I gave birth to an alien baby, so clearly there’s something different about my body. I’ll ask her to run tests on how my bits interact with her bits. It’s like, the perfect solution.”