Clown Princess of Crime

“Oh, okay you had me worried there for a second.” She chuckled. “I’ll give Diana a few more days before asking someone to check up on her for me.”

“If he was bad, he would have to go through a lot of lessons first.” Harley laughed. “Okay sweetie, if ya need any help I’m always here.”

“I will call you if I ever need help and I will personally fly you out to Columbia.” Donna smiled and squeezed her friend’s hand.

“Or if ya just wanna fly me out to Columbia.” She giggled.

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“Oh, okay you had me worried there for a second.” She chuckled. “I’ll give Diana a few more days before asking someone to check up on her for me.”

“If he was bad, he would have to go through a lot of lessons first.” Harley laughed. “Okay sweetie, if ya need any help I’m always here.”

[text]: I love you soooo much!!!! I owe you big time <3

[text] I love you too baby x

[text] Come home and meet him, fuck work. 

“Oh, I bet it’s always amazing.” She giggled. “I haven’t been able to get ahold of Diana lately, which worries me a bit.”

“I mean the sex sucks but what can a girl do?” She joked with a shrug. “I’m sure she’s fine. Just busy. It happens.” 

“Does it really?” She asked. “Yeah, but I can’t help but to worry about my sister.”

“No it’s the best sex ever.” She smiled. “If ya really so worried send some of ya hero-wero friends out ta find her.”

“Oh, I bet it’s always amazing.” She giggled. “I haven’t been able to get ahold of Diana lately, which worries me a bit.”

“I mean the sex sucks but what can a girl do?” She joked with a shrug. “I’m sure she’s fine. Just busy. It happens.” 

“I also have my laptop for netflix.” She smiled up at him, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear.

“Awesome” He grinned and walked over to a shaved Ice truck. “I waaaaaaaant a tiger’s blood”

Harley ordered a pink lemonade one with a huge smile, she paid also paying for Jason’s.

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[text]: He was getting beat!! I couldn’t just leave him after I killed the guys :(((

[text]: Fine! We’ll keep him.

[text]: I love you soooo much!!!! I owe you big time <3

Harley looked around as they walked. “We should get room service dinner together, tonight.”

“Yeah… that’s sounds nice… room service and see what’s on the movie channels?”

“I also have my laptop for netflix.” She smiled up at him, tucking a piece of hair behind her ear.

“Any place that serves fried pickles is good with me and the baby.” She placed a hand on her stomach.

Harley laughed. “I think I know a place.” She held her hand.

Donna held Harley’s hand allowing her to lead the way. “So what have you been up to?”

“Nothin’ much. Hangin’ out with Dick mostly. Which is always amazin’. But besides that nothin’. How’s the family?”