Why do I have to pick one name. Why can't I have dozens of names that people use interchangeably like I'm some kind of ancient wizard

Tuition should include unlimited weed

Your son died of amongus poisoning BTW

i don’t think love at first sight exists but i think you feel something. not just romantically, but when you meet anyone who’s going to be important to you…anything stronger than what you were feeling before, without even knowing it. attraction, dislike, whatever. something you might forget the next day but in that moment it’s something. like a little jolt in ur chest idk.

tumblr will be like “check out these blogs!” and show me people id get a restraining order against irl

this post has so many notes and its an image i stole from twitter

This is a masterpiece.

@myrthrae

Whenever autism moms post shit like like “autism won today 😔” Im just like okay, another win for autism!

I swear y'all are just typing "Based on your likes!" and putting it in green text

that's the joke

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

microdosing on self-control by not writing a paragraph of response to every stupid hot take i read on this site