im gonna use google chrome till i die theyre gonna know everything about me and itll be their problem i just googled chumlonce fifteen times trying to find a post i made about shipping beyonce and chumle from pown stars history channel i csnt wait to see what they try to sell me based on that in the following days but you everyone else should be smart and get firefox

ma’am this is an arby’s please just order

i order you to shutthe fuck up

viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

Friendly reminder that your understanding of yourself changes and it’s ok to change your labels to reflect that.

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

Medical Grade Willies

the pragmatic view of love honestly makes me so emotional

like what do you MEAN it’s up to us to create and nurture the relationships we want to have with people? what do you MEAN loving others and caring for others and being kind to them is a choice that we have to make every single day, in each moment? what do you MEAN we are the makers and sculptors and artists and architects of our own interpersonal relationships? i’m losing my mind!!

it really demystifies the whole affair. once you realise that love and thriving relationships don’t just drop from the sky or appear out of thin air, once you realise that it isn’t miraculous or due to “fate” or design, that it’s really just the choices that we make and the beliefs and values that we hold, everything becomes clear. you don’t just sit around and wait for things to change, or passively wish them to be different, clinging onto the idea that since it’s mystical, you’re not entirely responsible for shaping it. but you are. and that’s scary, but it’s also, like, the only thing that really matters at the end of the day?? i cannot

Wtf kind of spoiled hardheaded Arab bitch, like why you even wearing a hijab if you already going to go to hell

girl what

your boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that I had in february of last year looks gnc af

i had a dream that mitski published a book about how much she hates her fans

Instructions unclear my child is now bisexual

Good for them

i think we've figured out why keer steemer chose to become a politician even though he's terrible at it. it must just be so he could get his name out so he could launch his career as a popstar

🎶 and when you put it all together there's the model of a charmless man 🎶