Am I My Own Dad?

everyone who is saying LaVonte and H.J. are married to each other is wrong. The two of them are actually both married to the grind. The difference between them is that LaVonte loves this arrangement and H.J. wishes he was married to LaVonte instead.

[ID: illustration of Fig running and tackling Ayda in a hug, bringing their faces close together for a kiss; Ayda’s arms come up to hold Fig’s waist. Baby, a drippy blood imp, sighs in happiness and floats above them; Gaf, an angelfish in a bubble of water, floats below them. Fig is a pink tiefling with a bi pride fringed leather jacket, plaid skirt, hairnet fishnet stocking, and stompy demonia boots. She has her hair in bangs and an undercut, has multiple piercings and a chain on her skirt, and has gold rings on the arrowpint of her tail. Ayda is a black half-phoenix with bird legs, fiery hair, ears, and wings, and pirate clothing. She has glowing arcane tattoos up her arms where her vest doesn’t cover, and a spellbook is holstered at her side. Both Fig and Ayda are smiling, wrapped up in each other. The backgorund is concentric pink squares.]