holy moly, me oh my, you're the apple of my eye

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

Who the fuck got $1200 rent?!?!

@veganvyper literally anyone renting a house or apartment w/ multiple bedrooms??? My one bedroom apartment was $700 a month in a smallish town. Houses around here range from 800-3,000 per month. If you live in a major city a one bedroom apartment can be $2,000 per month

Shoutout to when I thought my $950 rent in Chicago was expensive and then my company moved me to Denver where rent was $1515 and now I’m in San Diego where my rent is $1595.

Mine is 1600

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

Nicely done, sir.

whenever i spend my day outside when the weather is good i’m like wow i’ve finally unlocked the secret to inner peace

i always just say “ya”

Sry can’t go out tonight my cat said no