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> " Keeping track of everyone is a waste of my time. "

> " There's two of them? "

(They blink a few times.)

> " Still against company policy, how many times do I have to go over this? "

(They just stare at you and sigh.)

> " I'll... figure something out. "

> ( That does not matter to you. )

[Click! He's hung up the phone, but this is far from the last time you'll see him!]

- plush anon

> ( Oh. New products? )

> " Secretary. "

[You can hear an offended scoff from Normal Guy.]

> ( We have a strict policy about dating, engagements, and marrying within or outside the company, this includes actions that may insinuate the act of the formerly said which falls under everything you've described. These rules are meant to be upheld by our Status Quo Personal, also known as Normal Guy at this time. Failure to stay within company boundaries can result in immediate termination. Why do you ask? Is our Personal being faulty? )

[It speaks of Normal Guy as if they're a machine. You can see the pure panic on Normal Guy's face as well. They shake their head no frantically, practically begging you to say they're fine, doing a great job in fact! They're horrified. But The Boss, despite their strangeness, has a friendly tone. It's completely calm, collected, and sweet to you. What is Normal Guy panicking over?]

> " I didn't find them. They came to me. "

(cough transmasc protag)

(cough transfem coworker)

(cough they/them normal guy)

(cough she/they messenger)

(cough unremarkable guy being implied to be transmasc [I think])

(cough I think secretary might be the only cis one)

> ( It holds no significance to me. )

[Despite The Boss's rather relaxed response, Normal Guy seems to be worried.]

> " We can try! "

[A phone spawns into Normal Guy's lap randomly, seemingly out of thin air. They quickly and diligently spin the dial to the numbers until the sequence is complete. Once it is, the phone rings.]

> " Hello, hello! "

> ( Hello. )

[You may now ask The Boss 5 questions! Keep it appropriate.]

> " Oh, me? Well, I've been just dandy! I've been a lot more productive recently. "

[They don't seem to mind, if anything the appreciate the high morale!]