Hiyori: Why are you on fire?
Yato: This is just how my day is going.

shark vs the universe
Show & Tell
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium

izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
will byers stan first human second
macklin celebrini has autism
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

titsay
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosmic Funnies

Janaina Medeiros

KIROKAZE

seen from Germany

seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from Switzerland

seen from Germany
seen from Indonesia
seen from Morocco

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from India
seen from Morocco
seen from Morocco

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@noragamiheadcanon
Hiyori: Why are you on fire?
Yato: This is just how my day is going.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
If Yato is in the room, Yukine always falls asleep facing him.
Hiyori: you should bond with Yukine! why don’t you show him your favorite movie?
Yato: I can’t.
Hiyori: why not? What is it?
Yato: …ghostbusters 
Yato: Why is Kofuku crying?
Hiyori: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Kofuku: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Yato: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Kofuku: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Yato: NO, NOT THAT!
Amaterasu: Why on Earth would you try to over throw heaven? How could a human even do all this?
Father: How anyone would do this
Father: Which they can’t
Father: Would be because they could
Father: Which they can’t

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Daikoku: WHY IS THERE AN $8,000 DOLLAR CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD?!
Yato: Dad, I’m a material girl 💖
Daikoku: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Kazuma: What are you doing?
Yato: I'm breakdancing!
Kazuma: ...You broke your leg.
Yato: That's what I said.
Yukine: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yato: I only take cash or credit.
Yato: Making my way downtown.
Yato: Walking fast-
Yato:
Yato: Walking a little slower so my steps match with Yukine because he's short.
Kazuma: Yato, that isn’t the Yukine you know. He’s seriously trying to kill you!
Yato: He’s just a baby!
Yato @ Hagusa: HI BABY!!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Yukine: you hold grudges
Yato: I don't hold grudges. I control my anger. I can get felonies
Hiyori: *laughs till she cries*
Yato: and that’s when it hit me: the best idea I ever had in my entire life
Yukine, Daikoku, Nora, Father, Kazuma, Bishamon, Tenjin: That’s the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.
Yato: Hiyori, look!
*CRASHES*
Yato: don’t look.
Bishamon: *has anything remotely inconvenient happen to her*
Yato: And I’m not sayin she deserved it. But I’m sayin that god’s timing is always right~
Yato: I just realized something...I had a bad childhood
Kofuku: yeah I know
Yato: what do you mean ‘you know’?
Kofuku: look at you
Yato: what you mean ‘look at me’?
Kofuku: look at how you stand! People who had good childhoods dont stand like that

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Yato: I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny Daikoku: Hmm, what about that guy? Yukine: Yato: hhfiuwfawbfl
Yato: I’m happy!
Daikoku: when’s the last time you really laughed?
Yato: just last-!
Daikoku: sober.
Yato: …