NoOneGives

Why can’t everything be a little bit gayer

There’s no gym at Hogwarts, yet there’s always an unlimited amount of food at meal times. How is everyone there staying thin? Walking to classes every day doesn’t do much, even if it’s a bit of a distance, and not everyone plays quidditch. how

Okay, I’m rereading part of GoF right now, and I’m wondering why Harry still calls the carriages “horseless.” Like, hasn’t he already seen the death of his mom? New mini head-canon: Harry could see thestrals his whole life (after Lily’s death), and sometimes sees them popping out of a forest. When he goes to the zoo in book one, he sees a few wandering around. It only seems to be one or two other people that see them, though, looking sadly at Harry as he stares at them, wondering what the heck they were doing out of their cages. Asking Hagrid what they were and him changing the subject because “Let’s go on the boats, now, and not open the dark box that is your origin story.” Making fast friends with Luna once he meets her because she can see them too (and the added fact that it’s her mom’s death that allows her to do so). Every so often, he goes with her to feed them, or just chill out and not have to worry about anything. Because really, death can be calming in a way. Especially when someone visits them with you.

If anyone ever proposes to me, it had better be with a cherry flavored ring pop or I’m saying no

Gosh darn, I wish I liked carrots

Someone just called me a dumbass because I said their ignorance physically pained me, and now they’ve deleted the comment, my life has reached its peak

You can’t blame someone for dying.

They never explain how he got the monkey though

On a scale of the mayor shoving a hot dog down his throat to the guy who has a macaroni stuck on my head, I’d say I’m the largest sardine

Telepathic gorillas, I am screeching

I’m on season 3 of the Flash, and I’m absolutely losing my shit about Gorilla City

Count yourself lucky, but stop hitting yourself upside the head because you were born different/given different options than other people. You shouldn’t feel bad about things you can’t change.

Everyone looks good in red. Go on, tell me I’m wrong.

Was anybody gonna tell me the Matrix was made by two amazing trans women (who’re both sisters), or was I gonna have to find that out on my dash?