This is my favorite moment in the Dream SMP.
(the joke is that i don't know jack shit about dsmp and wrwrd!)

PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
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This is my favorite moment in the Dream SMP.
(the joke is that i don't know jack shit about dsmp and wrwrd!)

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7.9 earthquake happened, Lola tried protecting the laptop, it's damaged
She's crying
Laptop seemingly functional but not upon restart, the page keycaps are pulled out
2k peso IT technician came in
Im almost crying as with Lola
It's literally me and Lola on the floor while the technician is doing her work with my laptop on the bed, mom watching by the door frame
Comparing the ... digital wiring board looking thingy??? Saw the tracker malware
She saw her inuyasha archive zip i downloaded(?) With the old theme park video
Fang tooth fell out but still attached by nerve
Woke up 2:07 pm
Moddee minecrafy smp
POV of Guy whose underside of the big base is the massive ME storage system, functionally infinite. Glass so everyone can see it
Half assed massive mob farm from the neither to underwater in one, funneling to the guy where you do the final blow with the sword. Bro died in there.
Shit blew up, turns out he made the underside of the base be literally the void, which also got destroyed and became the magma void warrior crafting recipes and 3/4 of the 4 element transmutation item thingy (it's cyclical, 5x5?)
Somehow it's my POV now and I gifted what was supposed to be the endgame stuff which we gained early from this incident to him. I glaze the hell out of this guy
Woke up 5:54 am
A community obsessed with gatekeeping moreso than the media is no community at all
Game leaned to animals way too hard
The winner is sentry. According to death battle
Woke up 7:21 am

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I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.
Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.
#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain
Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"
I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.
Roof floor of big mall, empty as fuck but me and my college school mates are all there, secret agents class i think
I was going back and forth on the 2 hard to access sides as they're on maintenance via climbing over walls and not die
This wasnalso a kamen rider zeTz set (no it's not irl) and the escalators i went on has foam on the top which is rolled/slowly slipped down on
Found secret bathrooms with hidden stuff in it but its just mundane stuff
I broke some escalators by touching them with powers to be a little dick, kinda like the legend who does this but on a more evil degree
When i go to the top floor where the people are, I accidentally.interupted a photography class in the under construction museum room
Restaurants are here, at the corner theres a rusty construction shelter that 3 people stay for some reason
Settings to change a fellows attitude
Aleks le promoting his new anime role
Woke up 6:31 am
When people started to say "the amazing digital white girl" I realized modern hating is just a race on who gets to be the corniest fucker in the room.
Dreamt of a cold open to the next marriagetoxin episode
Woke up 5:53 am
Irl rain got hard
Guy shouting in a promo about the soul ofnl lucha libre
Woke me up 4:03 am

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The torture chambers got affected by budget cuts so we're taking them to the waterfall to waterboard there instead
Ending song of marriagetoxin
Super eyepatchwolf saddened by asshole gold and shitty reviews ichi the witch
Huge vibe loss
5:38 am
Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.
If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.
Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.
Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?
If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.
Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.
okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.
So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.
Just woke up and like 5 minutes later got suspended on Twitter for "inauthentic behaviors".
Bullshit
Aquav3rs moderator rankings, "face reveals" and shitposts of their irl identity
Aleks le taking photos with some of the capsems he got.
Woke up 4:33 AM

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Large subdivision, mom want to take us to church so we walked here
He looks like the Chinese tea guy Jesse
Mfer has his own theme song and video
It's his bedroom/church/stage/front yard
People in furious of extinction animals
His eldest daughter is the richest one
Son in Vietnam has Hella money
3rd one is up there in riches but is kept vague
They all have their own respective super cruise at least a million dollars each.
Taught mom You dont owe rich people their loyalty and they dont owe you obedience
Furries are basically prisoners in his home
His front yard is massive which is used to construct a decently large structure on it
Mom's golden jewelry is fake lol
Woke up 5:37 am
In ocean with Big sharks and gwenpool
Sadako gets eaten by not wearing people apperatus
Not same quench comes to gwen
3 sacrificial gwenpools next
Woke up 5:45 am