My Nomances

Male, 26, Australia

About Me

Not to toot my own horn, but I think there's far more to me (and anyone) to put into a little box that barely takes up a quarter of the page. That said, I'll do my best. I'm an intelligent, straightforward young whippersnapper who enjoys walks, vigorous conversations, movies, writing and sometimes *gasp* goofing off. I don't need anything in my life, but I do want. I like keeping fit, and I'm very funny (or so they say). You don't get a picture at this stage because handle it, that's why. But don't worry, I'm gorgeous. I can't even put into words how not disappointed you'll be, and I write for a living.

What I'm Looking For

I'm looking for someone who can be as serious as they are funny. I'm not looking for 'the one' or a 'perfect match' - I'm really just looking at everyone and seeing what I like. I wanted to write 'I'll know when I find it", but I thought that was too vague. Not like this summary, this isn't vague at all. AT ALL. All I can say with certainty is that you'd better be up for some extreme conversations, it's hard to shut me up. I like that in a woman.

likemindedguy - Male, 26

Are you claiming to be like-minded with everyone? That's just a poor cover-up for having no opinions on anything whatsoever. And probably no soul.

justdoit2009 - Male, 28

So this guy is married but wants to meet up with girls for coffee and a chat. Don't think on that too hard ladies, just do it.

SambaDeAmigo - Male, 28 

Rough translation: Brazilian music style of friend. He speaks Spanish but is actually white? What a talented lad.

isabookthief - Female, 25

You meet a girl through a dating site. You both hit it off really well, conversation and alcohol flows, before you know it, she's back at your place, in your room, and the action begins....

In the morning you wake up, but she has left without saying a word. And she's taken your whole Twilight series. Probably for the best, actually.

sleepwithme700 - Male, 31

Points for non-ambiguity.

lastingmoments - Female, 31

It's a nice way of warning you that being in her company is a massive drag. Kinda like describing a run-down shack as a "renovator's dream," really.

invertedthumb - Male, 31

You have a thumb-shaped hole in your hand where your thumb should be? Or are you making some tenuous dirty joke that I can't comprehend?

willcarryshopping - Male, 32

  Male 27 Australia

"When people are sometimes asked to describe me, the term "spark plug" is often used."

Spark Plug (noun) definition: A device inserted in the head of an internal-combustion engine cylinder that ignites the fuel mixture by means of an electric spark.

Male 26 Australia About Me 

my history I had a bad child hood back when I was growing up my brother was a bully brother and sister was always close I was always the odd one out my mother cheated on my dad and left then came back cause the bloke who she had and affair with kicked her out she ended up marrying him a bloke who coudnt care less about me cause my old man gotten married my old man tryed to do the decent thing when my mom came back but he left and ended up getting married to my step mother though I felt she didnt care about me which led to depression which made me to commit suicide countless times my family dominated me I felt like I warnt allowed to voice my say I felt heart broken mostly when I was growing up I been forced into situations that I didnt want to be in all my friends deserted me and my ex also did but im trying to turn my life around for the better

Wow dude, this is all pretty fucked up. Are you sure you weren't looking for some sort of online Psychiatric service when you found this site?

What I'm Looking For

someone who accepts me for who I am and has patients thats all I ask for

Male 27 Australia

hi my name hussey and am looking for someone who can understand me , am not bad guy or dodgy , romantic somhow ,and me be there are a lote if i talk ....

Male 25 Australia

fun person just join see how this goes dont ask me to add more info on my profile talk to me to get to noe me isnt this the point geting to noe eachother by talking to each other or els it geting boring later on during the convo

Male 31 Australia

hi im alex my friends will discribe me as funny caring and easy going i dont like to be serious and always like to be happy but when need to be i am im a single dad of one little boy i like to go out i like the movies coffees dinners drives weekend away and i dont mind stayn at home in front of the tele snuggled up with someone i joined this site to see wats out there its been a while since ive been on the dating seen so

Male 24 Australia

Well the word "personality" sounds really awesome when used for me... my interest and hobbies are just simple... "simple" sounds fantastic again when used for me.... i love myself and sure u will too... so here we go...

Male, 33, Australia

All Round Gentleman. Confident. Positive. Funny. Sincere. Genuine. Honest. I like Yoga And Meditation. Been A vegetarian since a Kid. I love Everything Good In Life. I Think I Can Bring Out The Best In A Person. Like to Travel. I can tell you more when we communicate. I Can Send More Photos When We Communicate A Little.

Male, 25, Australia

About Me

I thought I'd try this site because everybody I meet in the real world is normal, intelligent and emotionally well-adjusted, and I have a thing for lonely desperate freaks. How to describe myself? Well, I suppose I would start by saying that I am boring, needy, insecure, and extremely stupid. Friends and family are unimportant to me; I dislike music and movies; I have no inclination to travel anywhere outside my apartment. I do not keep fit and I sneer at people who do. The outdoors irritate me as there tend to be bugs and steep inclines. I do not like the beach either: there is too much sand, too many waves, and the surf is altogether too salty. I have never read a book because when I was six my father told me they turn you gay. TV's not bad. You will be classless, tacky and superficial. Preferably uneducated but I understand that nobody's perfect. I am ONLY interested in one-night stands: no relationship creeps please. If you are 'one of those' women who just wants to trap me into marriage, please do not contact me. Also: I have no money.

Male, 26, Australia

About Me

I M VERY SIMPLE MAN, I LIKE SOME ONE WHO CARE ABOUT SOME ONE. I HATE LAYERS. BIT OF EMOTIONAL.

What I'm Looking For

SIMPLE GAL WITH GOOD SENSE OF HUM ER, BROAD MINDED, CARING, UNDERSTANDING GAL.

Male, 33, Australia

About Me

My friends would describe me as boring, insecure, ugly, slow, selfish and argumentative. I would describe me as sexy, bright, affectionate, caring and the best boyfriend you'll ever have ! Maybe if we meet, you can make up your own opinion on me :-)

Male, 28, Australia

About Me

easy going fun laid back funny very funny very very very funny somtetimes over clubbing prefer to have fun in other ways which could be anything love love love music festivals cant think of anything better the sun awesome djs or bands beautiful people i.e me lol dont mind a abit of session with the boys well thats pretty much what i do most of the time chill with the boys have a new found love of travel the best cant get enuff of it

What I'm looking for

smart, smart ass ridcolusly good looking fit funny must have a sense of humor i tend to have a pretty crude sense of humor so if u cant laugh a little then ur no good for me ill no what im looking for when i find her

A friend of mine has been valiantly trying to woo the girls through humour, to limited success. Here is one such conversation he had with a cold hearted miss.

Of note, my friend had had her as a contact for a long time before this conversation, but this is the first actual "conversation" they had (if you can indeed grace such an exchange as this with that title).

F = Friend

C = Cold Hearted Miss

The Conversation

F - would you like to hear a joke?

C - no, not really.

F - damn. well I'll tell you anyway because I'm not actually talking to you, I'm talking to myself.

C-  fair enough. well it better be a good one...

F -  it sure isn't

C - awesome

F -  well it goes like this:

well there's this snail, and he's walking down a dark alley way. actually scrap the snail. I fucked it up. well there's this tortoise, and he's walking down a dark alley way. when suddenly he gets mugged by a gang of snails. later that night while the tortoise was at the police station running through the events of his unfortunate encounter with the bandit snails. the investigating officer asks the snail: investigating officer: so can you describe the snails for me (actually he asks the tortoise that, he was a bit confused because he just did major drug bust and had to test the grade of acid that was recovered) so the tortoise replies: I don't know, it all just happened so fast.... C - that joke was shit. how many girls have you told that to anyway? F - less than 4 or 5. C - oh

<C> has gone offline.

When you sent me a request to chat with me, and chose the comment "Please check out my profile," did it occur to you that, in order for me to check out our profile, it actually has to have content? You have no picture and nothing to describe your interests, personality or...well... anything.