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                     --    okay, no  husband,  then.

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ânobody  says  sike  anymore,â  her  tone  is  critical,  not  yet  irritated,  as  she  peers  up  from  the  thick-bound  book  held  open  in  her  lap.  her  lack  of  fear  comes  mostly  from  the  fact  that  sheâs  pretty  sure  jimbo  doesnât  beat  up  girls  --  from  some  of  what  sheâs  heard,  he  actually  shares  some  of  her  own  feminist  views. not that sheâd risk trying to verify that or anything.
âwhat  are  you  doing  over  here?  moved  on  from  stealing  my  brotherâs  lunch  money?â  a  possibility  occurs  to  her,  and  eyes  widen,  horrified.  âwait, are  you  trying  to  sell  drugs?  are  you  trying  to  sell  me  drugs?âÂ
delinqent @skoolbullyââ said :  â  what  can  i  say ?  the  rules  must  be  obeyed .  SIKE  â  the rules must be destroyed.  â
visibly, lisa brightens, cutting off mid-lecture. she doesnât try to fight the smile illuminating her face, and straightens her posture, fighting the urge that terri-or-sherriâs critical gaze gives her to fix her pearls. âyeah, of course! totally!â her giggle sounds shrill and fake -- why does she care so much about impressing these girls?? -- and lisa cringes. âi mean, yeah. whatever.  greenpeace is a great cause. what do you want to know?â
@mackleberriesâ said: â  cool .  cool .  i  have  some  questions .  â ...  from terri
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50 đżđđźđđđđđ đđđđđđđ  ,  đżđ°đđ đđđž . ( a selection of dialogue based roleplay prompts . all prompts may be edited or otherwise changed in order to fit the muses and their relationship dynamic better )
â  iâll find [ name ] and bring them home , i promise .  â â  for some inexplicable reason , i find myself attracted to you .  â â thereâs something i need to get off my chest .  â â  well , what happened ? i want all of the details ! â â  i knew you wouldnât be able to see it through .  â â they were right about you all along .  â â  how dare you look down your nose at me like that .  â â  in my defence , they were already unconscious when i found them .  â â  quick ! hide behind that pillar / couch / desk / etc .  â â  quit it , youâre embarrassing me .  â â  were you ⌠spying on me ? â â  if you walk away now , youâll lose everything .  â â  youâre dead to me now , [ name ] .  â â  whatever it is that youâre planning to ask , the answer is â no â .  â â  canât we go back to how things were before ? â â  is there something youâd like to tell me ? â â  you came back ! â â  focus more on your own life and less on mine ! â â  how ⌠did you even get yourself into this situation ? â â ah ! itâs beautiful , thank you so much [ name ] ! â â  you donât want to live in a society like this , yet you refuse to do anything about it ! â â we could definitely get arrested for this .  â â  you have his / her / their eyes .  â â  long story short , i got arrested . are you able to pick me up ? â â  he / she / they couldnât have died at a worse time .  â â  iâm ready to try again if you are .  â â  you must be mad , coming here like this .  â â  who did this to you ? â â  i hope that what iâve said hasnât hurt you too badly .  â â  please , donât argue with me .  â â  you need to leave . now . youâre not safe here .  â â  they were sold out of bananas , so i bought a kinder egg instead .  â â  why would you put yourself through something like that ? â â  perhaps youâll take me out one day ⌠? or do i have to make an appointment ? â â  you always were a quiet one , right [ name ] ? â â  you had ample time to call the police . why didnât you ? â â  i love you like the stars love the moon . endlessly , and in total darkness .  â â  donât be scared . iâm here for you . always .  â â  you were meant to be supervising him / her / them ! â â  i thought i should be the one to break the news ⌠[ name ] is dead . â â  you were crying out in your sleep ⌠do you need me to stay ? â â  moments like this are what i imagine heaven to be like .  â â  could you be happy here with me ? â â  hey , whatâs buried in the garden ? â â  when iâm with you , my heart wonât stop racing ⌠ â â you make me feel like iâm not good enough .  â â i canât stay long . i just had to see you .  â â  iâm worth more to them if they catch me alive .  â â  move aside . this is my problem to fix .  â â  how long have you been standing there ? â
50 đżđđźđđđđđ đđđđđđđ  ,  đżđ°đđ đđˇđđ´đ´ . ( an assortment of dialogue prompts for roleplay purposes ! feel free to edit the prompts to fit your muse if required . )
â  just because you canât see a use doesnât make something useless .  â â  love is pointless in the long run .  â â iâm the hottest mess youâve ever laid your eyes on .  â â i blame you for everything .  â â  what he doesnât know may actually kill him .  â â  you look so cute when youâre ignoring me .  â â  iâve hated you ever since we met .  â â tell me , do you believe in love at first sight ? â â  would you show up to my funeral ? â â  itâs beautiful ! thank you so much , [ name ] .  â â  iâm sorry if it upsets you , but iâve already decided to marry them .  â â  promise me , [ name ] . promise me youâll look after her / him / them . â â  what happened last night ? i canât remember a single thing .  â â  god , [ name ] . i just want to kiss you .  â â  any idea what would happen if i pressed this button ? â â  do you hear that ? i think itâs the universe telling us we should kiss . â â iâm not human ! so why do you keep acting as though i am ? â â  i could never hurt you . never .  â â  oh yes , death . you humans seem prone to it , donât you ? â â  stop . just stop . i donât want to hear your excuses again .  â â  you should have called .  â â  how unfortunate - youâve caught me at a really bad time .  â â  i want to hear your side of the story , [ name ] .  â â  you intrigue me , you know that right ? â â  are you feeling at least a little better today ? â â  when did you last see them ? â â would you believe me if i told you this isnât what it looks like ? â â  iâm deciding to take that as a compliment .  â â  i donât know who you think i am , but iâm sure as hell not giving up now .  â â believe me , nobody regrets it more than i do , [ name ] .  â â  iâm going to give you approximately five seconds to take that back .  â â  iâm starting to think that this may indeed have been a terrible idea .  â â  i meant for it to hurt .  â â  mope around and pity yourself if you want - i donât have that luxury .  â â  i think youâll find most people would have a massive problem with that .  â â  i warned you ! i warned you not to go alone ! â â you donât know as much about me as you think you do , [ name ] .  â â  wonât you just stop and listen to me ? â â letâs go out soon . just us . we deserve a break .  â â  are you bleeding ? â â  oh , iâm sorry ! i thought you were someone else ⌠ â â  right now thatâs the least of our worries .  â â  i canât believe i used to think they were attractive .  â â you may be evil , but you do have a point .  â â go on then - kill me ! â â  i bought you a small gift . no occasion really , i just wanted to make you smile .  â â youâre my home , [ name ] .  â â  we should get a pet . iâve been thinking about it for a while .  â â  iâm fine . itâs just a small scratch .  â â  youâre soaked . come in , before you catch a cold .  â

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â  oh , one question. where am i , who are you , & whatâs going on ?  â â   cool . cool .  i have some questions .  â â   are you sure you want to hear ?  â â  cool , bring it in , man !  â â  youâll stand by my side no matter what , right ?  â â  promise me . say it :  â i promise i will never betray you for any reason â  â â  somebody forked up .  â â  i mean , you do get how thatâs worse , right ?  â â  maybe itâs not âŚÂ ACTUALLY all that bad .  â â  iâm just asking you to fudge a little bit !  â â  i have a stomachache .  â â  thatâs  â fun â .  â â  okay , thatâs really specific & makes me think that you definitely did do that .  â â  what a condescending bench .  â â  letâs just face it , [ name ] , you donât belong here !  â â  this is a putrid , disgusting bowl of ethical soup .  â â  that was my first time as a fashion  â donât â & i was NOT here for it .  â â  youâre the most self - obsessed person iâve ever met .  â â  time to pick a designated driver .  â â  before you say anything âŚÂ thatâs it , i just donât want you to say anything .  â â  weâre gonna bang it out .  â â  okay , i wonât let you down âŚÂ starting now .  â â  remind me what iâm getting out of this again ?  â â  oh , so NOW iâm supposed to be nice & make friends ?  â â  iâm telling you , [ nameâs ] out to get me .  â â  iâve got something you could slip into .  â â  of course ,  the opposite might be true .  â â  huh ! what do you think that means ?  â â  throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire .  â â  good people make me insecure .  â â  i would LOVE not to listen to you .  â â  thatâs a very , very bad idea . do NOT be yourself .  â â  i said a lot of other nice things , toughen up , nerd .  â â  itâs nothing , itâs a tiny little inconvenience .  â â  dude , youâre hiding something ! whatâs wrong ?  â â  whatâs wrong , whatâs wrong , whatâs wrong , whatâs wrong ?  â â  what have you done to me , you monster ?  â â  you are âŚÂ unbelievable .  â â  get your story straight , bro .  â
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