Iāve decided to challenge myself by listing things I actually liked in the Percy Jackson movies, so, off the top of my head, I enjoyed:
Logan Lermanās stupid pretty face and his big gentle eyes
the way they showed the letters floating around and the greek translating was nice
Brandon T. Jackson really gave it his all to carry the movie and while he was nothing like book Grover and handled kinda problematic he was pretty funny
UMA THURMAN AS MEDUSA!!! Bitch!!!
the fact that when they were casting Chiron they didnāt know who to look for, and then some guy got bored and drew Pierce Brosnan as a centaur and the director saw and was likeĀ āheās so majesticā, and then they essentially just mailed this doodle to Pierce Brosnan with a note sayingĀ āpleaseā
Alexandra Daddario really made me feel how much Annabeth wanted her mother, tbh I didnāt get that from anyone else in the film
The Lotus Casino scene was iconic letās be honest here
scaring the maid at that one hotel with Medusaās headĀ
Persephone shouldnāt have been in the Underworld at all, but, she was being played by Rosario Dawson, and I love her, so I canāt complain
āyouāre just gonna burn that? weāre in a RECESSION!ā
Percy making the water form into a trident and then stabbing Luke thru the neck with itā¦..I do love drama
Stanley Tucci as Dionysusā¦literally no one will ever be better cast, in anything. honest to God if they try to re-do the series and he doesnāt come back whatās the point
opening the second film withĀ āLightĀ āEm Upā blaring as Percy does some complicated demigod obstacle courseā¦.for that one moment in time, they really, truly knew what we Wanted
That fucking demigod starbucks sceneā¦.honestly thatās EVERYTHING Iāve ever wanted lmao @ rick get one in the books please
Nathan Fillion making a Firefly joke in the year 2013
the fact that they didnāt want to keep animating Tysonās eye so they hadĀ āsprayable mistā was so stupid it was hilariousĀ
the three sisterās taxi scene was good
āWhat are you doing??? DONāT WALK ON MY ROOF!ā why was that line so funny
Percy surfing without a surf board
that one scene on Polyphemusās island where theyāre all in a very slow moving roller coaster car and Percy, Annabeth and Tyson all start singingĀ āItās A Small World After Allā just to annoy Clarisse skshjdjkd
when Kronos just fuckingā¦..ate Luke sjfkdjkdsfkj Iām sorry it was hilariousĀ
anyway thatās all I got right now lmao