you're just a line in a song

they got married btw

if i hadnt bought that takeout that wasnt even very good on impulse 4 years ago i would be financially stable by now

obsessed with the fact that hannibal is technically a horror show but half the fandom watches it like it’s a slowburn romcom with occasional cannibalism

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

Can you swap their heads ?

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous