Child of the Night

No way... haha... It seems I'm not the only one constantly checking for rain, because just now, the servers of the weather app crashed. Lovely.

The people working on the weather app I use don't seem to care anymore... I think they've run out of ideas. Yesterday, it said "basically everywhere hot" A few days ago, it said "stay cool and drink a lot of water" like it's not even a weather forecast anymore. It's just whatever we can write, so it says something. Today, they seem to have given up because it says "new day, same heat" lol For the week, it says "The week starts hot." No shit, huh? I could have predicted this without looking at the app. But more importantly: No rain. Yep, we're going to become a desert. I can already hear Arab and Persian tunes guiding me toward an oasis that turns out to be a Fata Morgana - and suddenly, my camel collapses. The last thing I hear is the wind blowing sand over me until a Nubian princess and her entourage rescues me and adds me to her servants... wait, what? Ugh, okay... Still better to feed her cherries and do errands than perishing on the hot desert sand. I have a vivid imagination. I practically live in ancient Nubia now.