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Did medieval people also have like a version of "bro it's not that serious"? What would it be sonething like, "Sir, it's not in writing." Or something like that.

Why haven't i seen a character design where the person's bow is shaped like their actual cupids bow?

I hate when i'm serving but the whole restaurant empty, like this fit can feed many people cunt.

Chicken or the egg? The egg obviously.

What is life if nothing more than a deadline.

If falling down the stairs didn't hurt so much i would do it recreationally. Panda style.

Some keyboard warriors should just play piano at this point. Like my dude you coulf have been the second coming of mozart by now with the way you're responding in seconds to some third rate ragebait.

A sequal on I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream called, I'm Not Hungry But I Must Eat.

If the theory is that the universe one day suddenly exploded and then started expanding until it couldn't anymore and then will start shrink back in itself back to nothing. And them just repeat that forever. What's stopping anyone from saying the universe is a mildly clogged shower drain and god is the one who showers everyday watching as it lightly fills up the bathroom but doesn't flood it. Then when he stops it shrinks back into nothingness with everything that fell off him with it. Back into the shower drain. We're just the bacteria in the water living off his cells and whatever he brought with him in there i guess.

Now that my hero academia is over, i realised the funniest thing to get from it all. Is that all those teacher Midoriya fanfics are way more canon then anything else. It's not alternate universe anymore it's just canon divergence in how you go about it.

Bananas are like the lottery after a few days.

Whoops i forgot.