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aries: the cry babies

taurus: the compulsive liar

gemini: the hoe

cancer: the inconsiderate asshole

leo: the cocky and conceited

virgo: the messy/unstable

libra: the neighborhood pass around

scorpio: the pure/innocent

sagittarius: the strong and almighty

capricorn: the most intimidating person within looks but a sweetheart within themselves

aquarius: the goofy weirdo with the weird laugh

Workaholic: Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces

Alcoholic: Cancer, Libra, Leo, Aries

Satan: Sagittarius

God: Capricorn

Antichrist: Aquarius

Jesus: Pisces

Demons: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio

Gets up as soon as the alarm goes off: Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn

Gets up slowly: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Overly judgmental: Libra, Virgo, Capricorn, Cancer

Loves you the way you are: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Taurus

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… ♡ ARIES

because they are straightforward and blunt

because they are open and honest with you

because of their great childlike enthusiasm

because of their high moral courage

because they always like to help out

because they are humorous and funny

because they are in the game for anything

because they are quick and spontaneous

because they are open for new ideas

… ♡ TAURUS

because they emit a sense of calm

because they are very loyal souls

because they take good care of things

because they have an amazing taste

because they make you enjoy simple pleasures

because you can relax and be lazy with them

because they live and let others live

because they don’t interrupt or annoy you

because they are really great in bed

… ♡ GEMINI

because they always know where to go

because they are always up-to-date

because they hardly judge, rate and criticize

because they are so simple and fuss-free

because they are friendly and open beings

because they never hold a grudge

because they are well-versed with technology

because they are available to all times

because they are flexible with so many things

… ♡ CANCER

because they have a childlike sense of self

because they are sensitive and delicate

because they care for making a cozy home

because they emit comfort and warmth

because they are very family-oriented

because they are good with children

because they are dedicated and devoted

because they are so affectionate and tender

because they have such a wide range of emotions

… ♡ LEO

because they represent the eternal child

because they are fun and bring life into everything

because life is so brilliant and interesting with them

because they take you out to the best places

because you can experience anything with them

because you gain a lot of new friends with them

because they know how to be in the spotlight

because they know how to get back to happiness

because they are so strong and generous

… ♡ VIRGO

because they do the work without complaining

because they can adjust to any situation

because they are naturally sanitary and clean

because they utilize resources economically

because they are responsible and not dramatic

because they are modest and can refrain from stuff

because they notice even the smallest details

because they are always punctual and thorough

because you can have sophisticated talks with them

… ♡ LIBRA

because they look neat and have great style

because they care for a beautiful ambience

because they bring harmony into relationships

because they are very erotic and sensual

because they have and cherish good manners

because they are friendly and courteous

because they give others sweet compliments

because they are considerate and diplomatic

because with them on your side the world is your friend

… ♡ SCORPIO

because they live up to their principles

because they are extremely determined

because they are very passionate

because they have a great sexual potential

because they are deep and profound people

because they bind themself and are ready to commit

because you can make amazing plans with them

because they have a magnetic aura to them

because they cherish connection and commitment

… ♡ SAGITTARIUS

because they want to see and explore the world

because they are very tolerant and accepting

because you can do all things cultural with them

because they always desire to learn new things

because they love to philosoph about the world

because they never lack topics to talk about

because they can be quite noble in their ways

because they think before they speak

because they are confident and optimistic

… ♡ CAPRICORN

because they can take responsibility well

because they are punctual and reliable

because they are ambitious and successful

because they give their best effort in bed

because they are straight and consistent

because they dress and behave appropriate

because they aren’t shallow and ask for the why

because they are persistent and tough

because they are usually great parents

… ♡ AQUARIUS

because they are humorous and fun

because they are open and curious in bed

because they are free and independent

because they never take anyones freedom

because you meet many new cool people with them

because they treat everyone with the same respect

because they are unique and surprise you often

because they have an abundance of good ideas

because they are open to all and new things

… ♡ PISCES

because they are so creative and imaginative

because they go all-out and all-in when having sex

because they are sensitive and in need for love

because they can appear helpless and cute

because they are such huge dreamers

because for them nothing seems impossible

because they do not seek the spotlight

because they help other peoples self-esteem

because they can give comfort and care

Aries: The “Warrior” archetype serves to project and protect the identity. These folks are here to develop courage, channel vitality into constructive challenges and take a proactive approach to life. Aries need to face the world with their inner confidence, so feeling powerful and comfortable regardless of the setting is essential. Sleek, sporty and sexy, or power suited for the office; your physical body has to feel and look strong to let your true-self shine. Aries’ ruler is confident Mars and the placement of planet Mars in the chart is important.

Taurus: An earthy, solid dependability serves to ground and channel the personality into methodical, practical action. Sensuality guides expression and purpose. Serenity, simplicity and music are your allies. Taurus appreciates classic looks and sensual fabrics. Generally conservative, you care about the quality of what you wear, and buy classic brands that outlast trends. You present a grounded, practical face to the world that looks beautiful as well as expensive, all of which helps you operate at your best. Taurus’ ruler is Sensual Venus and the position of Venus in the chart is important.

Gemini: An inquisitive, mentally sharp and conceptual approach to life serves to engage you in an active, outwardly focused relationship with the world. Objectivity, travel and education are your allies. Gemini needs to get out into the world and mix it up a bit, so a style that is up-beat and expressive, while letting you move and multi-task, helps you be who you were meant to be. Accessories and a touch of whimsy help your personality shine. Inventive Mercury is Gemini’s ruler and the position of Mercury in the chart is important.

Cancer: A sensitive, nurturing and subjective approach to life serves to protect and channel your identity into emotionally supportive action in the world. Creativity, soul family and boundaries are your allies. Cancer does well with soft & sensual materials. Whatever you wear, dressing for “security and success” tends to influence your personal presentation. Classic styles that compliment rather than overshadow you are best. You are elegant rather than trashy. The sensitive energy of the Moon is Cancer’s ruler and the position of the Moon in the chart is important.

Leo: A creative, proud, active enthusiasm channels your distinctiveness into a playful and powerful engagement with the world and energizes the personality into an outward focus. Self-esteem and leadership are your allies. Leo needs to command attention! You aim for a dramatic flair in presenting yourself to the world. Feeling good in your own skin requires feeling good about how you look. You like to dress for the occasion and you don’t mind wearing a brand name to convey how successful you are. Leo’s ruler is the all-powerful Sun, and the position of the Sun in the chart is important.

Virgo: Analytical, grounded and growth-orientated, you work towards self-refinement and meaningful work in the world. The development of practical skills is necessary for your self-esteem. Organization, self-acceptance and nature are your allies. As a Virgo you can be very hard on yourself when it comes to appearance. While feeling more comfortable in a neat, organized and structured look, you aim for it to be put together naturally without too much fuss. Comfort is a big factor and you are attracted to brands that are fashionable as well as functional. Virgo’s ruler is creative Mercury and the position of Mercury in the chart is important.

Libra: An artistic, gracious, socially conscious sign, you are active and outwardly focused while engaging with the world. A peaceful environment is necessary to maintain equilibrium. Beauty, diplomacy and intimate relationships are your allies. Libra loves to be social. Ruled by Venus you have a deep need for beauty, so to feel comfortable you must feel coordinated. Whatever form that takes, whether jeans and T-shirt or evening glamour, you dress for yourself, but care what others think. You aim to be appropriate with your fashion choices. Goddess Venus is Libra’s ruler and the position of Venus in the chart is important.

Scorpio: A penetrating, intense and emotional emphasis channels your energy into a courageous, impacting relationship with the world, which gives depth to your personality. Personal growth, financial partnerships and healing are your allies. Scorpio must feel powerful and at least a little sexy to feel fabulous. Subtle yet dramatic, an understated charisma to your presentation draws attention while commanding respect. Sometimes, less is more, and frumpy is certainly not in the Scorpio zodiac fashion closet. As fiery Mars and powerful Pluto are Scorpio’s rulers, the positions of both planets are important in the chart.

Sagittarius: An enthusiastic, positive, faith-filled approach channels into an action oriented, high-energy relationship with the world, which helps to lighten the personality. Spontaneity, spiritual study, adventure and animals are your allies. Sagittarius loves color, and you will take bold chances with your personal presentation. It helps you meet the world with an adventurous attitude. As a fire sign, you have no problem being noticed. Your fun and flirtatious personality is also conveyed in your zodiac fashion look. Philosophical Jupiter is the ruler of Sagittarius, and the position of Jupiter in the chart is important.

Capricorn: A serious, grounded, methodical approach motivates you toward disciplined and ambitious achievement in the world. And it helps to focus your personality in the material world. Goals, the ability to process and authority are your allies. Capricorn feels comfortable when in control! Often that translates into conservative clothing, but you are very individual in the way you mix and match. You look for quality and can pick up bargain couture at a fraction of the cost. Business orientated, it is important to dress like a professional in your chosen field. Capricorn’s ruler is powerful and practical Saturn and the position of Saturn in the chart is important.

Aquarius: An individualistic, mentally-focused and humanitarian approach guides you toward an outgoing, active relationship with the world and prompts the personality to follow unique inner guidance. Intuition, liberation and genius are your allies. As an Aquarian, you put a unique spin on your personal presentation. Even if you wear a uniform, somehow you will make it individual and totally chic. Not one to follow the latest trends or adhere to traditional standards, you are your own personal trendsetter. You are comfortable in your own skin, and the zanier, the better. Unconventional Uranus and determined Saturn rule Aquarius and the position of both planets in the chart are important.

Aries: it’s not my fault that I need to go through with every idea I have

Taurus: Where are my slippers?! Where are they? Looks like its gonna be batman pajamas and cowboy boots for this fella.

Gemini: you see, he got tired pretending to be two people, unlike me, I can do this all day

Cancer: if someone doesnt touch me right now I’m probably going to explode

Leo: *after hitting themself violently in the face* i have to do it again to make sure it wasn’t just a fluke.

Virgo: I have to punch myself in the face now, it’s the rules

Libra: I dont know, I just think it’s time for me to start being a hoe again

Scorpio: it’s not my fault you got offended by something I said specifically to offend you

Sagittarius: if I have to see one more flyer for a stupid rodeo in this little hick town I’m going to lose it.

Capricorn: I could probably kill him if he didn’t see me coming

Aquarius: can I look for something under your bed for a second *proceeds to pull out an old hatchet and knife*