Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys! No more monkey business

Trying out the new taproom in the neighborhood.

Every good Shopping For Spoons trip ends with a stop at a brewery.

Take a look at what this guy is driving. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while he’s driving this bad boy? Forget about it!

That's super interesting

Went to see Kayne last night. His stage was pretty much a magic carpet.

I shot guns today in the rain, a garage, and a kitchen. I win.

Listening to two assholes yell back and forth across a waiting room about how the stupid one thinks she got screwed by the vending machine. The round one in the wife beater shirt set her straight though. Who the hell pays 2.50$ for vending machine M&Ms?

What is wrong with these people? If you are rocking a supersweet bumper sticker on your ride, you can be certain that I have judged you. Most likely calling you a slackjawed yokel with the handle “Cleetus”. Also, newsflash Hotshot! Bill Engvall is still not smurfing funny. Neither is that b-hole with the puppets that looks like Jason Sudeikis’s slightly off brother.

Some artisticly challenged vandals had their way with the new hospital building.

Be more MacGyver. Freaking amateurs.

I know a lot of people. I don't know anyone that doesn't cringe when I mention The Donald. How is that even smurfing possible? Doesn't anyone remember when he was in some kind of crazy war with Rosie O'Donnell? That is the guy that somebody that I have yet to meet, wants to be our president.

WTFH? Seriously? What was your endgame? You didn't try to sell me a timeshare or amway or even those wraps that are supposed to make you skinny. I'm not even mad. Just don't understand. If anyone on Tumblr has ever met me, they know where they stand. I don't pull punches. Why lie or misrepresent? Most of you have no idea what I'm even blathering on about, but ffs. What. The. Fuck.

Running errands is only worth it when you have a reward at the end. Greyline Brewing, Grand Rapids, MI