JUST FOR KICKS

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

Guys maybe someday I'll finish and post fanfiction again. That was a fun time. When I was doing that.

when the unpopular female character is mean and cruel to the fan favorite 🤩😍🥳🥳🥳💍💍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩‼️‼️‼️‼️👍

it's nice to leave some kind of big horrible disfiguring scar on the person you love

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

I think the most incredible thing about the guy who accidentally put his head in a particle accelerator is not the fact that it happened, or the fact that he survived, its the fact that after getting blasted with a wave of protons traveling at 99% the speed of light and seeing “the light of a thousand suns” he just quietly left the room, went about his day, and went home without telling anyone. Really just speedran the five stages of grief and arrived at the attitude of “welp, whatever happens next happens.”

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

actually what the christ

ok but would you let me touch your teeth and use my fingers to toy with your tongue or do you think that's weird

Worship the hand that beats you or whatever