All about that bass

PSA: Boxer briefs are gay.

I wasn't aware you were so passionate about underwear.

I must be honest, it will not be the first time I have handled his boxers and it will probably not be the last.

I think I have most of it.  There is one basket of TJ’s whites that look mostly like underwear.

I mean...  not really but if it'll save you, I suppose i can step in.

Home sweet home.

Late to the party as usual. 

I hope you love numbers and snotty teenagers coming to fuck around.  Imagine a storeful of me, all of whom are about to snatch up CD’s and stuff ‘em down their pants…

I really appreciate the heads up, Zee. Make no mistake.

Come on!  What is wrong with people?!

Ah, it's not so bad. I love music so it won't be like work at all.

The vote is at two then.  It is early in the vote but I feel good about it’s chances.

What kind of best friend would I be if I didn’t spend your last night with you? What do you wanna do?

Perhaps a bit of dessert?  Could I tempt any of you into playing with my Story Cubes?  Also a night at the old hangout would be very nostalgic.

See, we wanna judge but that is the kind of momma I’m gonna be.  You got to prove yourself to be with my babies.

I feel it should be a quest of Herculean proportions. Mikey. Nice to meet you, Mickey.

THAT SHOW!  Its like Jersey Shore but with glittery pink weddings and they’re all teenagers.

YES! Someone understands me! At the very least, it makes me feel better about my life. I watched an ep where he forgot to ask her mom for her hand and she made him pave a driveway to prove he was man enough. Like... what?!

Not sure if I should be relieved or concerned with the fact that I’m a bit too privileged to know what a redneck prom looks like… Never been to a prom at all, actually. Fun fact about me.

Be relieved. It's a train wreck. Eh. I only went because my friends did. It wasn't anything spectacular.

Gypsy Wedding. It's like redneck prom gone wrong. It's hilarious.