donald darko

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

Always a little saddening when i see someone go ‘I’M NOT A FURRY’ yet they draw a ton of furry art. It’s funny in a way but mostly i’m thinking, It fucking sucks how much being a furry has been turned into ‘horny dude who likes animal people showing their weird cocks’ in the wider perception of it rather than just ‘person who likes drawing animal people’. I promise you don’t have to be like, ashamed of your furry art or whatever it’s not a big deal if you draw a wolf wearing a cute shirt and sneakers. That’s my thoughts for today

“uwu it’s ok if you don’t want to read classics uwu reading should be fun!!!!” WRONG go work in the mines