all hail

Slow your roll there, alt-twin, I didn’t mean that kind of ho, but more like a pirate ho, you know, ‘land ho’?

Yeah. Well, it probably works out in this real gobbed-up mumbo jumbo parallel way where you prooooobs made me too. Depends. You got an Ice Queen on ya? Bet she's just as gunked as he is.

assholeinahoodie started following you

Ho? Whooooooa no, you are not heepin' on the queen like that! 

{ She sighs, chewing at the insides of her cheek as she pursed her lips slightly at the antics of the girl. She knows she doesn’t really mean to truly terrorize the kingdom — but it could only really mean a few things. The most prominent one that comes to mind is the fact that the Vampire was probably bored out of her mind.

Yaaaaaawn. How boring it is to give in to orders. So she doesn't. No, she'd much rather toss Peppermint Butler in the air a few times and catch him playfully, tilting to float on her back and cross her legs in pure nonchalance. "Civil ain't my dig," she says, not exactly denying the fact that Bubblegum had been the guest of the hour in her plan that wasn't much of a plan. She shifts to throw him in between her feet like a hacky sack for a few times before kicking him in Bubblegum's direction, leaning back to fold her arms behind her head and slide her eyes shut.

{ It’s rather hard to do science while her people are outside screaming and causing a general mayhem outside of her window — even Science seems a bit miffed since the candy corn mouse’s rest was disturbed by the shrill screams and panic. Of course, it’s a part of her duty to protect her citizens, so she pushes herself away from her desk and makes her way towards the window to check what the situation was.

Just the voice she was waiting to hear. All according to plan, if she'd even had one running; Marceline much preferred to act on a whim and shed blood just as playfully. She'd do nothing but laugh at the princess's orders, arms coiling tighter around the small figure's whimpering form.