She's got girl balls

If I weren’t on the show, I would totally be a lion tamer. ‘Cause I’m the animal whisperer. Don’t tell anyone though, it’s a secret.

Sounds good. Maybe you can add the "animal whisperer" to your curriculum. Don't worry, I'll be as silent as a graveyard. 

Yeah.. I think that’s him. I’m a horrible person.

Don't worry, you made me win a carrot donut! I'm going to clean the stain and he'll buy me one.

I don’t know.. Does he have dark hair? Kinda tall? I don’t know if his name is Blake or not.

Yeah. He's dark haired, tallish, with a bit of stubble and probably a grumpy face since his shirt just got a massive stain.

I can’t even tell you how worse that is. Or anyone around me carrying it honestly. I even bumped into a guy today who was holding coffee. It spilled all over him.

This guy from the programme, I think he's called Blake, he got coffee spilled all over him. Was it you? Because if it was I'm going to have a laugh attack.

I think o should be too. I think I should be banned from walking in general. That way anyone in a mile radius of me is safe.

Even more when you carry some kind of drink or beverage that can spill right? 

Contain your new found love for me. I know it’s hard.

Don't worry, I'll do my best to not go all fangirl over you.

Did a hot guy trip over you after? Because that happened. Its a horrible life.

Yes, it happened. But I should be banned from planes, trains, buses, anything where you have to stand while it moves.