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learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

a legend

thomas sanders is just fred for theater kids 

Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

if you read this ur gay

if u rb this ur twice as gay

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

I’m 5'2

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

took me way too long to realize not all cheerios are honey nut

i thought you pour a bowl of cheerios and sometimes they’re good and sometimes they suck ass

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

Please I’m failing maths and every other subject

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful