Ninja Studio

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

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Thank you for the clarification

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

seeing support for lazy eye in any form is so fucking rare and it bums me out. shoutout to people who have a constant lazy eye. shoutout to people who have an occasional lazy eye. shoutout to people who have both eyes that are lazy. shoutout to people who are somewhere in between, a mix, or have a lazy eye in an entirely new way or in a way that is hard to describe. i love you. you don't look stupid, you don't look unattractive. you are beautiful as you are, and anyone who sees you lesser for this isn't worth your time.

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

World Heritage Post

Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich

Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream

Unfocused Cereal

sensitive rice

Migraine Grits

Distraction Donut.

Leg-Jiggle M&Ms

Panic Cheese

Dread Tiffin

Despair Mint

Insomnia Lucky Charm

Deterritorialization Strawberry

Lethargy sandwich

Constant Stress Salmon

Anxiety Iced Tea

Mood Swings Red Bull

Intrusive Thoughts Muffin

Dissociation Jaffa Cake

Procrastination Pudding

Sad Pizza