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First of all it's always (most times) freaked the fuck out for no reasons. Like bitch okay here's the "wet pussy, makes your dick hard" perfume, girl what.

Second of all, most importantly, I CAN'T SMELL YOUR SHIT THROUGH THE TV BITCH. Like what THE fuck are you selling??? Perfume!!!! The point of it, is the smell. SO WHY IS IT A SHORT EROTIC MOVIE ON MY TV FUCK YOU THAT'S NOT SELLING IT.

you know the saying like "this meeting could have been an email" bitch this commercial could have been a billboard on the bus stop. 🙄

Like it's a perfume, just put your shit on a billboard like "hey yall shit smelling broke people, here's our new rich people perfume, here's what the bottle looks like, here's the name, it smells like lilac and wood or whatever." PERIOD. that would make sense.

BUT ALSO all those perfumes are by very famous and rich brands, like you're Chanel, you're Mugler or whoever bitch we know you make perfume whatever.... what's with all the advertisment like you're new here? And those perfumes are always old as hell too 🙄

Like they just take another trending celebrity as the face of a perfume that they put out over a decade ago and they try to resell it with a new freaked out commercial with a different song... sigh.

And don't get me started with the american celebrities in these commercials trying to pronounce french and italians words, brother just go the fuck home with your check and your pronunciation of the letter "r"...

Fuck yall, i steal perfumes from the grocery store and i smell as sweet as pie while you spend hundreds on some Dior shit that probably smells like polluted dodo bird fart, or josephine 3 days streak unwashed pussy for napoleon.