false hope

“sorry boss, cant come into work today, wardell said so :\”

Your mental problems can be solved by eating meat and potatoes

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

That's because pea flower tea works naturally as a ph indicator! It will turn magenta when mixed with acid (lemon juice) but will turn cyan green when mixed with something alkaline (baking powder, bleach etc.)

i'm not putting bleach in my tea

there’s nothing worse than getting an email

except for getting a phone call

hey was anyone gonna tell me that crazy frog fucking died

20/04/2019

to be honest with you guys i made this whole account because i wanted to make and share this post

@kitthemisfit