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i’ve finally decided to create a plot page for my muses now that i got a little more time on my hands, so if you want to plot with either of them, just IM me and i promise i’m open for pretty much everything - pretty much. and since it has taken me a while to get off my lazy ass, there are already some plots i’ve decided to add.

i want to apologize to you beforehand with my awkwardness, because i’m still not used to the compliments yet… but thank you dude. so thankful for life and the movie. that’s what special about moviemaking — we can make up some fake drama for you.

you don’t have to be awkward around me, lad. i’m here to shower you in compliments ‘cause it’s about damn time that hollywood gave ya a fuckin’ chance. understandable but ya did good. fake drama? are you tryin’ to piss off my fans ‘cause i’m pretty sure they would start a riot if i was suddenly portrayed as someone i’m not. remember, 30 percent of them are fuckin’ crazy.

shut up —– been listenin’ to ‘put a little love on me’ and getting rightfully in my feelings, so let’s not act like you don’t have anything going for you, nialler. glad you think so, man! you know your opinion’s important to me, yeah? washington? consider it done —- we hittin’ the original starbucks in seattle while we’re at it?

is that so? now you’re just flattering me but it’s also the reason why you’re my fake male boo slash husband. it’s just going a bit slow for me at the moment but at least i’ve come up with a name for my NH3 album. i know mate, likewise. but she’s a keeper and i can’t wait until i actually get to meet her in person. of course, but i’ve been meaning to ask ya if you’re okay? i’ve been a bit worried..

david: i was thinking about this the other day, but would you be my golfing instructor? i need to find a new hobby.

david: only until i have to play summer baseball with my buddies lol

david: plus maybe i could be the best golfer in the world like tiger woods.

niall: always mate. always. the fact that you're asking as if i would ever turn ya down.

niall: what buddies? are ya cheating on me with randoms? i suppose that's a solid payback for the pool party.

niall: ohkay... let's not get ahead of ourselves here, laddie. i gave ya a massive set of golf clubs so it's a good start.

Damn, this is why I try not to keep up with any sort of gossip, especially with my name attached.  I learned my lesson the hard way.  I’m glad you are both doing well.  I don’t have to lock you both in a room until you get along again.  I will if I have to.  Well, you don’t have to put my golf game that way, but I won’t deny that fact either.  I have improved, not quite to your level, but my short game isn’t 8 strokes anymore.  That’s a plus.  I look great in the clothes.  Just let me know when you want to come and I’ll get it done.  Hmmmm, well I guess.  Do I still need to get your love life sorted?  Spill the tea since I have none to spill. 

but you’ve also never been one to care about rumors and drama, much like myself. you always been one to shrug it off and move forward. nah, pretty sure that you wont have to do that with me and lou. i don’t recall us ever having a fallout, you know what i mean? he’s a pretty chill lad. yeah? how come i didn’t know that you were practicing? i could’ve joined ya and taught ya a few tricks and positions. i’m free now if you’re still up for spending a few days together. haz, i love ya a whole fuckin’ lot, but don’t go anywhere near my love life. there’s nothin’ to spill.. taylor’s a good friend but nothin’ more. 

If I had a nickel for every single time someone sent me a message on twitter, tumblr or instagram telling Chrissy Cunningham to wake up, my god, I would be filthy rich. I’m not getting tired of it any time soon though, it’s cool to play a character that was only essentially alive for one episode but everyone seemed to like so much. Now, I have comic con coming up with Mason these next few days and I am fully prepared to be asked to do the Chrissy crumble about a million more times. Good times, good times. Do you have anything coming up the you’re excited about? Anything! Plans, projects, leftovers etc. Tell me about it all.

dear dave. 

happy fuckin’ birthday to you my best mate in the entire world. even though i’m not there to see you, know that i’m only one call away. i’ll be there to save the day. superman ain’t got nothing on me, yeah. i’m only one call away. and when you’re weak, i’ll be strong.... lmao, just kidding. but i fuckin’ miss ya and hopefully we’ll be able to spend some more time together now that summer hit hard. at the end of the day we have each other and never forget that. love ya, mate. 

GIFT INCLUDE: 

Callaway Golf Warbird Package Set - 14 Piece

Scented candle - Smells Like Niall Horan

T-Shirt - Niall Horan Is My Boyfriend

Niall Horan 2022 Calendar

if you know austin butler, then please invite him to our vegas adventure. the more people we invite, the more people will try and get married. he can be the one that marries them, too. just like those cheap elvis knockoffs that hang around fremont street. i will even invite taylor on this trip. i have yet to meet her, by the way! how rude.

pretty sure he’ll accept our invitation considering he would be around his own peers of fellow elvis look-alikes. are ya tryin’ to marry me, mate? is that why you wanted to go to vegas? all ya had to do was ask and i would accept your proposal in a matter of seconds. yeah? i know taylor would love to meet you as well. she’s pretty fuckin’ great. 

so much work went into getting his voice right. it’s so hard for me to get rid of it now. it comes and goes, but for some reason, it always comes back. people make fun of me for it, too. like, i’m sorry, i can’t help it. you don’t think a one direction movie would be all that exciting? 

but you did good, mate. when hollywood looked for the perfect elvis, they sure got it right when they chose you. who cares if ya went from preppy to raspy in a matter of months? i mean, ‘m sure a movie would be great but my role was insignificant compared to the others. i never really created any drama.