Out Of Context Night Vale

He's a ghost to me now or, maybe, since he's going to be around long after I'm gone, I'm the one who is a ghost to him.

In astronomical news, in response to large-scale protests against the shorter, darker days this winter, and extra hour of daylight will now be scheduled between 2 and 3am every night until spring.

Stay tuned for silence. Two solid weeks of silence followed by, improbably, noise.

Wash your heart in warm water. Pat dry with a paper towel and roll flat on a floured surface. Brown on both sides in a saute pan and eat immediately. Remember: a healthy heart is a healthy life.

You cannot bring old refrigerators.

"I hate the moon"

Thursday afternoon, there is a free ice cream social for all members of the Illuminati.

There are cages and carriers full of sweet kitties all over the station, representing all four breeds of cat: Long-haired, Short-haired, Smooshy-faced, and Miscellaneous.

As Bill Russell once said: “Never look into a Box of Infinite Despair.” And he was right.

The Highway Department is recommending that everyone stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary, and if you do have to drive anywhere, keep those eyes closed.