Oh to be the guy power washing the sea otter enclosure

Is there a tumblr fandom for the Vancouver aquarium sea otters

Running this 25 gallon baby pool like the navy

I get so bothered by tiny pieces of fuzz or hair when I’m cooking I feel like I have to completely rinse the cutting board off like every 5 minutes, which makes it hard to use the nice but huge wooden cutting board I got from my mom.

I call my cats some version of "pretty little girl" "sweet little boy" "sleepy little baby" at least 80 times everyday

Used half the amount of soy sauce I usually do for my egg rice and it was still plenty salty wow

My name fits me so well it’s crazy like, I can’t lie I am a total Mary

My dad ordered weed online with my name and email address ??

Saw a post talking about how you need to make yourself get used to being uncomfortable and a lot of it was reasonable but then they said “when you have a headache, FEEL the headache” buddy I’ve been feeling the headache all the time for 20 years, I’m taking the ibuprofen and sleep pill

I'm glad I was born when they were still making good animated movies. I'm so grateful I never had to experience boss baby at a tender, vulnerable age.

I can sit and drink 4 beers no problem but if I try to stop at one or two disaster strikes (throbbing headache)

I hate laying paths and shit I might just make my whole tomodachi island sand

My mom suddenly asking if I want to go to a concert in an hour, like she’s never met me before.

Actually caring about trends and what’s “in fashion” seems like a sad way to live