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After being around for a while now I’m still having fun thinking about my blorbos so here we are fellas. No explanation needed, I’m here to serve with glorious memes and headcanons as the Emperor of Mankind intended! NSFW and other dark topics allowed! No judgement on my part! I also take requests so feel free to ask or just fool around with some memes!
Update: Since my first post this blog has partially evolved into a writing blog so here’s a masterlist to find my writing more easily. For everything else you can use the tag system to search for things since I try to be consistent in tagging things I make or reblog. If you want to be tagged just message me directly or comment the message on any work! I always see your messages and appreciate them!
And since the question came up pretty often: Yes I do take requests! However keep in mind that I have a right to deny those requests.
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I am still alive and kicking and coming back to make a post! To which I will return slowly but surely. Enough about me, let's talk about the Primarchs and their...
love language
Lion El'Jonson
Shows up at your door at 3 am because he sensed a disturbance. Doesn't say I love you. Says "your tactical positioning was inefficient today, let me fix it" while quietly reorganizing your entire life to be safer
Fulgrim
Notices everything. The exact shade you look best in, your favorite flower, the way you take your tea. Gives you gifts so perfectly curated it's almost unsettling. Loves you like he loves art, obsessively and with his whole chest
Perturabo
Builds things for you. Not romantic gestures, just... a better chair. A reinforced door because he worries. He will never say the soft thing out loud but he will make sure you are structurally the safest person alive
Jaghatai Khan
Teaches you to ride, to fight, to run. Shows love by trusting you to keep up, not by coddling you. The freedom he gives you is the love letter
Leman Russ
Loud, boisterous, will absolutely maul you into a bear hug in front of everyone. Also, the first one to go quiet and gentle if you're actually hurting. Big feral dog energy but he knows things
Rogal Dorn
Duty and devotion are the same word in his head. Shows up. Every time. Doesn't miss. The love is in the consistency, the reliability, the "I will always be exactly where you need me"
Konrad Curze
Loves in the dark, in silence, watching over you when you don't know he's there. Terrified of being too much so he holds back and it hurts
Sanguinius
Gentle to a fault. Remembers small things you mentioned once in passing. Sad eyes but warm hands. The kind of love that feels like being wrapped in something soft even when the world is on fire
Ferrus Manus
Blunt, steady, unwavering. Shows love through work, through building alongside you, through never once doubting you even when you doubt yourself
Angron
Chaotic and touch starved underneath all the rage. Small tender moments hit different because they're rare. If he lets his guard down around you that's everything
Roboute Guilliman
Makes you a schedule that includes rest (this is romantic to him, I don't make the rules). Shows love through structure, through making sure you're taken care of logistically and emotionally
Mortarion
Bitter and guarded but will notice if you're cold and silently drape something over your shoulders. Doesn't believe he deserves softness so he gives it sideways, never head on
Magnus the Red
Theatrical, warm, a little too intense. Wants to know everything about you, your dreams, your fears. Loves with his whole massive intellectual heart and zero chill
Horus Lupercal
Steals food off your plate, calls it a tax. Remembers your caff order without being told twice. Drops whatever conversation he's in to come say hi the second he spots you
Lorgar Aurelian
Devotional to his core. Loves like worship, like faith. Writes things down about you. Remembers your words like scripture
Vulkan
Warmest hands, warmest heart. Cooks for you. Builds for you. The primarch equivalent of a soft blanket and a home cooked meal. Just wants everyone he loves safe and fed
Corvus Corax
Quiet, watchful, shows up when you least expect it and disappears just as fast. Leaves things for you. The love is present even when he isn't
Alpharius/Omegon
You're never fully sure which twin you're talking to and neither wants you to know that either of them cares this much. Shows love through elaborate protective schemes you'll never fully uncover
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Lion El’Jonson
Lion would be the quiet, terrifying kind of yandere. He would not make a scene, not at first. He would simply decide you are his, and then the world would slowly, invisibly be rearranged around that fact. Anyone who tries to get too close would find themselves watched, removed, or politely and permanently discouraged. Lion would not call it possessiveness. He would call it protection.
Fulgrim
Fulgrim would be the most openly affectionate and the most dangerous about it. He would want to be admired, adored, chosen, and worshiped - especially by you. If he feels you slipping away, he would become dramatically clingier, more beautiful, more intense, more impossibly perfect in an effort to keep your attention locked on him. And if that fails, the elegance would come off very fast.
Perturabo
Perturabo would be yandere in the most suffocatingly practical way imaginable. He would not babble about destiny or romance. He would simply make sure you are never out of reach, never unsupported, never able to leave without running straight into every obstacle he has quietly arranged. He would tell himself this is efficiency. It is not efficiency. It is obsession with blueprints.
Jaghatai Khan
Jaghatai would seem free at first, almost too free to be possessive. That makes him worse. He would not cage you physically unless absolutely necessary, but he would always be there, always circling back, always knowing where you are. His yandere streak would show up as absolute certainty that no one else gets to ride beside him in your life. He would smile while making the point very clear.
Leman Russ
Russ would be feral about it. If he decides you are his, then the entire galaxy has a problem. He would be loud, jealous, and impossible to shame out of it, because he would think his devotion is obvious and deserved. Anyone trying to take you from him would get the full experience: threats, snarling, and a deeply unhealthy amount of teeth.
Rogal Dorn
Dorn would be the fortress-wall kind of yandere. He would not rage or spiral dramatically. He would simply make your world smaller and safer until there is nowhere else that makes sense except beside him. It would be very hard to tell where protection ends and possession begins, because to Dorn they are almost the same thing once he has decided that you matter to him.
Konrad Curze
Curze would be the most disturbingly intimate about it. He would already know your fears, your habits, your weaknesses, and every person who has ever made you feel unsafe. His love would come wrapped in dread, because he would believe no one can keep you safe the way he can - and maybe he is right, but in the worst possible way. He would be the sort to say he is doing this for your own good while being completely sincere and absolutely terrifying.
Sanguinius
Sanguinius would be the tragic yandere. He would start from tenderness, devotion, and a genuine desire to be worthy of your love, and then slowly tip into unbearable intensity the moment he thinks he might lose you. He would not want to frighten you, which means he would work very hard to hide how bad it gets. That makes it sadder, because his self-control would always be just one crack away from breaking.
Ferrus Manus
Ferrus would be bluntly possessive. He would not romanticize it. He would simply decide you are his person, and then anyone who interferes is an obstacle to be removed. His yandere energy would look like control, vigilance, and a frighteningly permanent sense of “this is mine now.” He would not be subtle, but he would be most effective.
Angron
Angron would be pure catastrophe. His possessiveness would be wild, violent, and impossible to reason with once triggered. He would hate the idea of losing you so much that it would turn into an instinctive need to destroy anything that threatens the bond. The terrifying part is that it would come from a place of desperate attachment, not just rage. He would cling like a wound with teeth.
Roboute Guilliman
Guilliman would be the most organized yandere imaginable. He would track, plan, anticipate, and quietly eliminate every possible risk to your presence in his life. His obsession would look almost reasonable from the outside until people realize how completely every part of his world has been structured around keeping you close. He would justify it as responsibility. It is not responsibility. It is devotion with paperwork.
Mortarion
Mortarion would be grim, heavy, and impossible to dislodge once he decides you belong with him. He would not court with flowers and warmth. He would court with endurance, proximity, and the insistence that no one else understands you the way he does. If he gets jealous, it would feel like the air itself has gone poisonous.
Magnus the Red
Magnus would be intensely aware of his own feelings and still somehow make things worse. He would want to understand the bond, name the bond, study the bond, and then accidentally become even more attached in the process. If he fears losing you, he might start trying to “solve” the relationship in a way that only makes it more obsessive. He would be the sort to say he is simply curious while being absolutely not normal.
Horus Lupercal
Horus would be dangerously charming about it. He would make you feel like the center of everything, because to him you are, and then quietly ensure no one else can compete. His yandere side would be the smoothest and therefore one of the most dangerous, because he would make possession look like romance right up until it becomes a cage with gold and velvet lining.
Lorgar Aurelian
Lorgar would make obsession into theology (as expected). He would not simply love you, he would sanctify the love, interpret it, build meaning around it, and then begin acting as though separation from you is almost a spiritual crime. He would be intensely devoted, painfully sincere, and very hard to shake once his belief takes hold.
Vulkan
Vulkan would be the softest-looking yandere and therefore one of the most alarming. He would be so kind, so warm, so protective that people might not realize how far he is willing to go to keep you close. His jealousy would be protective, his possessiveness gentle but immovable, and his devotion absolutely unbreakable. He would tell himself it is love, because it is. It is just also a little too much.
Corvus Corax
Corvus would be the shadowy, watchful yandere. He would not announce his attachment, he would monitor it. He would notice every threat before anyone else does, and he would quietly remove problems before they ever reach you. His love would feel like being followed by a guardian angel who has decided to become a nightmare to anyone else.
Alpharius Omegon
They would be almost impossible to read, which makes them even worse. Their yandere side would be hidden in layers of misdirection, fake distance, and suspiciously convenient coincidences that always keep you close. They would want you safe, yes, but also dependent, confused, and ideally unable to tell who is even managing the situation anymore. The scariest part is that they would probably think they are being subtle.
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For me all the tactical and nice Primarchs are the most scary ones. Every Yandere situation would be absolutely terrifying but with the ones like Angron or Konrad you can at least pinpoint the abuse and people will actually believe you.
But Vulkan? Try to make anyone believe you that he’s actually possessive and things are getting out of control. Sure he can be overbearing but he’s nice isn’t he?
Then the ones like Guilliman it’s the clinical precision that gets you. It’s impossible to give a valid reason why you want a transfer. After all Guilliman had appointed you and he’s a master of logistics. There is no mistake and therefore no reason for you to leave. Everything is filed perfectly and you have no way to penetrate the legal wall he build around you.
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'Please spare us your moral relativism, uncle.'
Several of the Thousand Sons, resplendent in their crimson plate, stiffened at the warrior's words. Magnus narrowed his left eye as he gazed upon his brother, refusing to look at the Night Lord that had spoken.
'If your sons cannot keep from childish outbursts, brother, perhaps it's best if they leave us.'
The ragged primarch retracted his claws once more. The sigh that ghosted through his sharp teeth was weighted by weariness. He said nothing. His posture of tired defiance spoke for him.
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'We should — ' Sevatar began.
'Silence', both primarchs said at once. And wonder of wonders, it worked.
The Abyssal Edge (part of Sons of The Emperor Anthology), by Aaron Dembski-Bowden
made a short, messy comic that i've been struggling to finish since last weekend and refuse to work on it anymore, but "and wonder of wonders" kept me going because it was really amusing to me
and color me surprised that after reading Savage Weapons a few days ago, i found out that this man had the balls to use 'unc' not once, but twice to two different primarchs on a separate occasion
this bat will never cease to amaze me...
ahhhh i really wanted to include ahriman but i spent way to much time on this thing than necessary :_:
@moj-cien's amazing animation from the same novella really motivated me to finish this thing today instead of abandoning it altogether, sooo biggest shout-out to them <3
The Abyssal Edge by Aaron Dembski-Bowden. From the anthology Sons of the Emperor. Narrated by Christopher Tester. Belongs to BL and GW …yadda yadda… you know the drill.
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"You will never hear how Roboute Guilliman fought the greater daemon atop the ruins of the Lion’s Gate as the skies rained crimson tears around them. You will never read of how the two of them duelled amid the screams and the rearing flames, each testing the other to destruction, teetering on the edge of the treacherous precipice while the hordes of damnation seethed below. You will never hear how the monster nearly ripped him apart with a single lash of its whip, or how his brow glowed with the light of the sun when he fought, or how in the end he drove his sword into the daemon’s chest and clean out the other side. You will never hear how he choked the life from that unnatural leviathan with his great gauntlets, then cast its body down from the pyramid of debris to break apart on the bloody dust below."
Sometimes I remember that Guilliman has selectively off-kilter social skills and I suspect at least half of it is his brain constantly processing stuff on the side.