Puns are gay culture

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

happy international women’s day my loves. we are all so powerful. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. i love all of u so much

i love all the rich people :) u can message me anytime !!!:)

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*

Also parents: *aggressively stifled any behaviors you ever displayed*

‘how are we gonna keep ignoring this god’ *doesn’t name the channel and crops the name out in every single pic*

Macdoesit

Macdoesit is gay jesus

MacDoesIt is the gay icon we need

Yeah! I love Mac!!

MAC!

I’m gay as fuck. the way I’m sitting in my chair right now?? unethical. physically impossible.

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.