i'm the one to fear

Based on no reason?

If the only reason I wanted to spend time with you, dear Belle, was because of fucking, then I wouldn't spend any time with you at all. 

And what makes you say that, oh enlightened one?

Intellectual hypothesis.

I have plenty of reasons to be bothered by you.

Sure you do, Belle. And I have plenty of reasons to kill you while your sleeping. However, that does not seem to affect our relationship.

I- It’s.. Mully..

I really don't care. Just stop with that awful noise that makes my ears feel like they're bleeding.

You bother me.

I'm not so sure about that.

He is.  Not that I understand why you give a fuck.

No, you don’t.

Are you sure? He seems to be upsetting you.

I don’t know.  Should I start with the scars and bruises on my neck or my imbecilic father in law?

Do I need to handle him?

I could give you a list of things that are wrong, and you’d be at the top.

Well, I'm flattered.

Enough with the pet names.  I think we’re done here.

Oh yes, because the smell of rotting flesh makes me weak.

You’re so condescending, it’s disgusting.

Actually, that was my concern, Little Red.

…I’m going to vomit.

What is that god awful smell in the square?

I killed a few birds and left them out in the sun to see what would happen to their body size. 

It's not a lot I ask for

From you? Yes.

Measure in love

Oh my Merlin. Shut the fuck up, Pixie.