Ars wuz here

Idk, but I got my popcorn ready, my tea is piping hot and my chair is at prime fluffiness and ready for me to settle in. I want Mark to throw his glass of wine on someone and then flip the table Teresa from Housewives of New Jersey style.

Bambam: aye ya’ll heard about that new apple macbook comin out?

Oh my god and JB JUST RANDOMLY GETS A PIECE OF BAM TOO FOR ALL THE OTHER STUFF HE DOES ON THE DAILY!

Lorenzo: whew chile the ghetto…who made the potato salad?

Yugyeom, who probably had something important to say before all this went down is just like: “y’all asses never listen to me…all I said was these apples is not crispy.”

Jaebum, just wanting to throw hands: “YOU SAID WHO MOMMA UGLY?!??”

And then Mark just whip around to him and is like “I see your ass STILL can’t translate for shit during a fight. Sit your BIG SHOULDER HEAD ASS DOWN.”

kese: sit your ‘heeaaad SHOULDERS knees and toes’ ass down jb nobody was talkin to your ass!

Youngjae is waving over the waiter. “Can I get a to-go order of extra fries. Put it on these hoes tabs. That’s what they get coming up in here acting a fool and not even complimenting me on my new bangs. Y’all are just haters to the very core huh?”

and to top it off, Jae from day6 was watching their asses the whole time…