waddup

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

how can you even compare the beatles to one direction like….one direction at least has zayn malik. know what the beatles had? bad haircuts

Okay white girl you need to leave

im an indian male

i can’t believe kylie jenner used “go hang w jaden or something” as a comeback…. i would love to hang w jaden smith… i gotta know how mirrors are real if our eyes arent real

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.

It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.

when band members smile at each other while playing man that’s when my life is just rainbows