still a flicker of hope

“ how come you went to glastonbury and didn’t invite me? i am so upset with you, horan, i can’t even look at your gorgeous face. i’m kidding, but i do wish you asked me to come with you! i’ve missed you, by the way. it’s been too long and i need my favorite irishman to keep me company or at least hold a conversation. how’ve you been? when’s the bloody album coming out? details, niall! ”

closed for @niallerh.

‘m sorry, love. i didn’t know that you wanted to tag along? next time i decide to attend ‘whatever’ i’ll make sure to shoot you a text and what-not. y’know, i missed ya beautiful face as well and to have ya as my arm candy aka fake trophy wife would’ve been fuckin’ brilliant. next time, yeah? how ‘bout we spend the majority of the summer together? would that make up for my lack of attention so far? it’s still hush-hush, babe. i’ll make sure to keep you updated, though. 

PRIVATE: it’s hard to explain, ni. i just got my feelings mixed up in the result of sleeping with you, and obviously, since we’re been friends for so long; even if i did bring it up, i’d probaby lose you in the process. i missed you too, and i appreciate it, truly. 

So you want a ginger cat? Just be careful man, they can be mean as fuck. I once stopped at a shelter to just play with some animals and this ginger cat was not about my vibe. Swiped me several times, left me with scratches.

but y’know, like a thicc ginger cat without it being dangerously overweight - basically garfield. but a bit of cheekiness is the best part, innit? did you decide on a pet yet or are ya just stickin’ to your dog? 

josie: mr. party animal over here hm. will never understand golf. i can only do top golf, while drinking

josie: oh nice!

josie: wrooong. i still live in nashville, so i've been there, though it's so hot i've been living in the pool

niall: mr. trying to show face more like it. the fuckin' audacity of turnin' that sport into a drinkin' game. shame on ya, skriver.

niall: not sure if i'm still blocked but here goes.

niall: so i might have been a bit of a dick and slightly inconsiderate as for how you're feelin'.

josie: what's been happening lately with you?

josie: been hiding back in england?

niall: to be honest, it's been pretty chill around here. except for work, a few parties here and there and golf, i haven't been up to much. what about you?

niall: ireland but i'm back in LA atm.

whenever both of our schedules are free and you let me know what kind of food you want to get. do you really use tinder? if so i would love to take a look at your profile and inbox please. actually that sounds like ideal dinner conversation! …an interesting description but it puts me in the mood for cheetos because they’re awesome. definitely turned them into a dirty thought but im alright with that, my mind resides in the gutter. 

fair enough. i was thinkin’ about carousel restaurant in hollywood? don’t know if ya heard of it but they serve middle eastern food and it’s fuckin’ amazin. been there a couple times with a few friends. nah, don’t really use tinder but i figured it was a way to break the ice, y’know? not sure it worked but hopefully it put a smile on your face. so your a food lover like myself? tell me about your favorite food.

“i will describe myself as a bag of cheetos. at first glance i don’t look like something you’d enjoy, when you meet me you definitely don’t want to put me in your mouth, but once you taste me you can’t get enough.” did that help? yeah? no? @kaiagerberx​

I never thought I’d say this because I am a dog man through and through but - I’m thinking about getting a cat, man. My Magnus seems very lonely when I have to travel and leave him with friends and maybe he’d like a little feline companion. I don’t think I can handle two dogs with how hectic my schedule is getting but…a cat basically takes care of themselves, right? @glorystarters​

do it. don’t let anyone stop you from living your best life and if that includes shitload of pets - or two - go ahead and adopt the shit out of a cat. personally i always wanted like a garfield cat, y’know? cheeky and lazy. yeah, i guess they do? haven’t owned a cat before so i don’t really know.