invisible airwaves crackle with life

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So that means snakes are unnatural too? What about centipedes? And arachnids? 

Fuck snakes, fuck spiders, and fuck centipedes. Yes

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No legs. Anything with less than two legs and more than four is ridiculously unnatural. The exceptions being, like, butterflies and amputees.

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Let’s hope future kids prefer theme parks or such then. Don’t want you to cry. 

No, like...that’s a legit thing, okay? I don’t know why they freak me out but they do. They ain’t fuckin’ natural.

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Hmm, what would work too. [Kurt shrugs.] What are you gonna do if we have kids and they want to go see fish?

Hide in the gift shop all day and try not to cry.

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Eh, might want to skip the dance then. Or just do something with towels and call it a day. 

I was thinking like...synchronized swimming or whatever. What you said was just awful. [He grins and settles in his spot.] Awful, awful, awful.

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They’d be dead fish if that helped. 

Somehow that’s even grosser.

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An interpretive dance where we would all throw fish at them to appease them?

...fuck that. No.

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People just don’t appreciate “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish.” Great opening number. 

Someone we know should do a dance routine to that song.

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My extremely talented husband to be. [Kurt grins and kisses Shay on the forehead.] I don’t think I’ve seen that since it came out in theaters. Alan Rickman as the robot is the best. 

Oh, yeah. I’m a genius. Super smart, that’s me! [He laughs and scrunches up his face when Kurt kisses his forehead.] This movie was underrated. Severely underrated.

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I was gonna say… [Kurt smiles and wraps an arm around his fiance.] Well not much longer for you to exercise your senioritis. Can’t believe you’re graduating next month already. 

I’m pretty much acing everything I’m in right now, so I’m really not worried. Besides. HItchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is on, and really, how can I do homework when that’s a thing that’s happening?

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Always is, babe. [He grins and winks, immediately cuddling up to him.] Yeah, kinda... I didn’t really have the intention of doing anything but then I opened up a book and then I really didn’t have any motivation to do anything.

[Shay grins in victory, tossing his arms up in the air from his spot on the bed.] Yay! I win! [He leans up to meet him, kissing back happily.] Yup. Much better.