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The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

These last 17 years have an “oh no” feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

@vaspider

When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrot’s part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line I’ve ever heard. “When you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, that’s the carrot saying ‘I don’t want to die.’” I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.

THIS

This made me laugh way too hard

…Except your liver can only do so much, and some people don’t even have livers. Not really gonna go on a rant or anything. Just saying.

You’re aware you physically can’t live without a liver right. Like if you don’t have a liver, you die. That’s sort of a thing

***hey as someone who’s had liver cancer y'all need to educate yourself on literally one of the most important parts of your body your liver is in fact in charge of all detoxing ANYTHING you put in ur body has to be detoxed by ur liver it will always go through ur liver INCLUDING your “detox teas” like those have minor toxins too its not helping because all of it still goes through your liver and yes if you have no liver you literally die like oh my god educate yourselves***

Some of those “detox” regimens will, in fact, do more harm than good. A lot of them rely on people not doing their research to see how dangerous they can be in certain conditions or with certain ingredients. Not really gonna go on a rant or anything. Just saying.