Pineys

That’s why I’m asking for it to stop, dummy >:V

No dumbass, being used to it means you're not bothered by it and you just let it happen.

…No, seriously. What kind of stuff did you think I meant? I was talking about the usual thing I do whenever I kidnap ya. Which is feed you corn cakes and make you watch Bonanza with me.

NOTHING… I’m surprised you never get bored of that. Whatever floats your boat, dude. >:V

It brings up happy memories Jake. I’ll never tire of it. Been a long while since I watched any too. However, recently I’ve rediscovered my love for carrot pudding so we’ll be having that instead of corn cakes. 

You’re Jersey, you should be full of material. =/

Fuck, you’re right. :I I’m not at the top of my douchebag game.

I say, you’re a bit rusty; I guess hibernation does that to you?

True. You do seem like one of them types who holes himself up in his house as far away from all human contact sometimes. *Head tilt.* Not into what?

…No, seriously. What kind of stuff did you think I meant? I was talking about the usual thing I do whenever I kidnap ya. Which is feed you corn cakes and make you watch Bonanza with me.

NOTHING... I'm surprised you never get bored of that. Whatever floats your boat, dude. >:V

Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.

Joke’s on you, it was shot down. 

Ahhh lame, I never have any material. >:V

You’re Jersey, you should be full of material. =/

Fuck, you're right. :I I'm not at the top of my douchebag game.

*Oh look, he didn’t even scold him for the nickname. This pleases him.* You shouldn’t make yourself such a stranger around here, I was beginning to wonder where you’d run off to. Since you’re here now thinking I might keep you captive for awhile. ~

Ehhh, I just needed some time or something. Happens. I don’t need to make myself a stranger, everyone else does that for me. *grimaces* I’m not really into that dude-

True. You do seem like one of them types who holes himself up in his house as far away from all human contact sometimes. *Head tilt.* Not into what?

Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.

Joke’s on you, it was shot down. 

Ahhh lame, I never have any material. >:V

*Smiles.* How ya been Jakey?

Alright, kinda bored though. Not that anything special really happens here anyways. *shrugs* I mean, crazy shit happens all the time but it’s a normal thing so it’s not worth mentioning.

*Oh look, he didn’t even scold him for the nickname. This pleases him.* You shouldn’t make yourself such a stranger around here, I was beginning to wonder where you’d run off to. Since you’re here now thinking I might keep you captive for awhile. ~

Ehhh, I just needed some time or something. Happens. I don't need to make myself a stranger, everyone else does that for me. *grimaces* I'm not really into that dude-

Oh hey, I’m here again.

I missed you. *Touches face.* 

That makes one person. :I Hi Jack.

*Smiles.* How ya been Jakey?

Alright, kinda bored though. Not that anything special really happens here anyways. *shrugs* I mean, crazy shit happens all the time but it's a normal thing so it's not worth mentioning.

Oh hey, I’m here again.

Go back from whence you came

Sucks, I’m staying.

Go back down your tunnel, turnpike troll. *laughs* I like that, turnpike troll; you got the hair and attitude to match.

Oh hey, I’m here again.

I missed you. *Touches face.* 

That makes one person. :I Hi Jack.

Oh hey, I’m here again.

Go back from whence you came

Sucks, I'm staying.

Is the tag for the brotp of NV-NJ “As told by Gingers”?

((scREECHES AHAHAA-))

sagebrushandsilver said: u3u

You’re not getting shit from me, dude.

My love for you still burns strong all the same. /Touches face.

Gaaaay. *Swats at hand and smiles a little bit* Take it down a few notches, why don’t ya.

I’ll make an attempt. uwu Just for you.

That attempt better be successful. :I