the grim reaper’s lover ❤️‍🔥

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

currently possessed by the urge to delete everything and disappear

i did🤠 i love getting off everything except tumblr

peace + quiet in the morning is my favorite 😌

i think i bother everyone

my stupid fucking head just loves to ache

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

self diagnosed dead wife

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

can't believe big girls don't get enough appreciation, what is this bullshit?